poser

some cell phone company

poser mobile says you outta prepaid minets

by bob jeans July 20, 2008

Poser

Someone who thinks of himself/herself as a wolf (or fox) amongst sheeple, though most people that know them think they're a fucking idiot.

The poser talked a lot of shit about sheeple.

by Solid Mantis September 20, 2019

Poser

Someone who is not who they say they are.

The guy got shot at a pig pickin after an argument about which one of them was the bigger poser.

Guy- I'm more of a poser, but I want to hear you say it!
Other guy- Nope, I've always been the real poser, bang. I had to check you like that, you were getting on my nerves.

by Solid Mantis April 14, 2021

Poser

Someone who is really everything they try to make fun of, while imitating everything they are while trying to make fun of somebody.

The poser had to wait on somebody else to come up with material so she would have something to say was not theirs originally.

by Solid Mantis July 24, 2020

Poser's poser

Someone posing as a poser. A poser of all posers.

Other person- I know you're faking that realness again get up. You're a poser's poser.

by Solid Mantis March 23, 2021

Poser' Up

A form of fetish that glorifies the fetishization and dressing of "Posers" in a Sub-Cultural setting. Goth, Punk, Emo, etc.

Have you seen Erin Micklow recently? she's all Poser'd Up

I'd love to poser' up that chick i see all the time at Punk shows, she seems innocent enough.

Up the Poser'-Ups!

by WWACKO July 10, 2024

Poser

A person who acts in an affected manner in order to impress others.

Hector Laguna is a poser.

by Ilizibith August 19, 2018