pan-contiguity

The idea that reality has surface-area.

Pan-contiguity says that reality has a surface area of 1-taU.

One-tau is God.

by metawave November 23, 2019

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Pan

Short for pansexual.

Person 1: "I'm pan"
Person 2: "Yea I know"

by depressedpacito December 21, 2018

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When my friend has a complete mental breakdown and types this instead of, ‘personally pan.’ After she terribly tries to explain why saying homophobic and transphobic things is ok knowing now that I’m gender queer and lesbian.

“Yeah but I tend to be sensitive about those things.”
“Yeah, me too I tend to make those kind of jokes though because I am poor snowy pan.”

by Conehead4Life&Ever September 26, 2025

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Pan the river but I ain't opening a mine

When you are talking about a shallow dip of interest in a particular subject or preference for dating.

Jon: "Why you be skipping all them fine white chicks?"
Kevin: "Some of them are fine but you're tripping if you think they all are."
Jon: "What, that why you always sticking with colored women?"
Kevin: "I may like the occasional white chick; I may pan the river but I ain't opening a mine."

by Artemis Rockers May 2, 2020

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Peter Pan Progressive

One who idolizes or seeks to emulate a Limousine Liberal but has neither the reputation nor the resources to actually aspire to be included the group.

Peter Pan Progressives are often middle aged white guys who refer to each other as "My Brutha" and have never taken the time or effort to analyze what they really believe or why they believe it. Often live at home with their Mom. Dress preppy and drive sports cars. Hang on the fringes of upper class society and actually think they are part of it. Their female counterparts also prefer the country club look. Once dated a "black guy" and think Jon Stewart is the messiah.

by Mr Beer Belly 2U June 22, 2011

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