Panning for turds

The perverse and possibly masochistic pleasure of seeking situations that are likely to cause oneself to be outraged or offended, in order to be being outraged or offended by them.
"I just posted this cry-laughing Charltie Brooker quote on Twitter, only to get jumped on by tweeps pointing out my technical inaccuracies."

Don't worry about it, they're just "Panning for turds".
by Lady Beefcake January 19, 2013
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Frying Pan Surprise

An edible substance consisting of cheap unhealthy pastas, cheesy taco sauces, and low quality hamburger. The mixture is then fried in a pan creating a greasy unhealthy frying pan surprise as the ingredients always vary due to the low economic status of those who indulge in the dish.
"Not sure exactly what we have left to eat but I bet we have enough to make a frying pan surprise!"
by Miss Mia Wallace June 11, 2018
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Punch in the Piss Pan

The act of inserting a fist into a vagina. Aka Fisting
SKÖL Bro: Did you hear that Rich gave his sister the old Punch in the Piss Pan.

SKÖL Ho: NO SHIT!!!
by TOTEMIR March 16, 2022
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pan with a plan

A person who's sexual orientation is pansexual, but did not come out to the rest of his group of straight friends. Sort of like a secret agent.
pan with a plan: "Hey look at that hot chick"
Straight friend: "Oh man she's hot"
pan with a plan: *nobody suspects anything!"
by kansas54 February 18, 2018
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Richard the Frying Pan

A Super Awesome Legit dude who skateboards amazingly and will be the best Magic: The Gathering player who ever lived. Also, has no arms, hence the Frying Pan part. Chickens are his best friends, as well as David (see: davidfishicism), Chase, Jeff, Carter, and many others.
"Hello, Richard the Frying Pan! What's up?'
by SpikeFurious May 16, 2019
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project pan

“project pan” is a challenge with a goal of completely using up your beauty products (or “hit pan”), like makeup or skincare, before buying/opening new ones. it’s a way to reduce waste, save money, combat personal overconsumption and be more mindful of what you already own. - ‘@in_the_lola_zone_’ on tiktok.
“just started project pan because what is this. ” - ‘@lilly_claire8’ on tiktok while showing her product collection
by feedyouryute January 01, 2025
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Pan

Shorter way to say pansexual, Which is the attraction to all and any gender, taking more notice in their soul or personality than their gender. Also the coolest people you will meet ever (I might be slightly biased)! We love our pansexual homies, they love you for who you are, not how sexy you are.
Me: Guys I'm pan!!
Friends: Oh yur bi? Gross
Me: Aight, you're not my friends anymore. I'm not bi, I'm pan. I love all people.
Random nonbinary person: Yo, I'm pan too.
Me: Ayyyyyy you wanna hang out?
Random nonbinary person: Sure, I bet you're cool as shit
Me: Sure am
by that band/drama/nerd/crazy kid January 26, 2021
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