Grease Shingle

The shit smear left on the back of the toilet seat. Commonly caused by explosive diarrhea or incorrectly positioning your asshole.

"At last year's company holiday party I got so drunk I accidentally left a grease shingle."

"I took this girl home from the bar last night, when I woke up she was gone...but the skank left me a grease shingle as a parting gift." #greaseshingle

"Donald Trump's hair looks like a grease shingle."

"Yo bro, quit being such a grease shingle."

by M&TfromtheDeli June 28, 2016

Grease Monkey

Grease monkey” is a flirtatious, confident, and sometimes cheeky term for wet kitty (i.e. female genitalia, especially when aroused). It’s often used with a little attitude and swagger—implying ownership, desirability, or exclusivity. It can also represent something deeply personal or untouchable, like a prized possession.

"This grease monkey got him acting like he in love."
"Nah, he fumbled. This grease monkey on lockdown now."

by Taylor & Kaylyn July 2, 2025

Greasing

When someone who is supposed to be working, is slacking off in an area where no one will see them.

Pat was greasing it in the basement when he was supposed to be cleaning the kitchen.

by NickM69 April 8, 2024

grease bunny

A female mechanic. Feminine variant of grease monkey.

"Got this grease bunny to fix my car, damn she was really hot."

by PrehistoricSandwich July 4, 2024

Kid Grease

The grease that collects on a child's hands or face.

The doorknob was covered in Kid Grease.

by CRUSTYMUSTYDUSTY March 25, 2023

Grease cheeks

Pat Hutchison has the title of "Grease Cheeks due to his constant wet flatulence.

We went over to Grease Cheeks house to hang out after work

by frankfurter8675309 November 5, 2017

Grease God

Someone who is typically sweaty or unreasonably good at a video game

Person 1: "Did you see that dude hit a 360 noscope?!"
Person 2: "Yeah, what a fucking grease god."

by MuffinHatesMath August 12, 2024