tortured eagle penis

when something smells or looks so bad so bad its compared to an eagles penis that has been mutilated

thats more ugly than a tortured eagle penis

by 2497245156 February 20, 2011

Bald Eagle

(Adjective) A compliment reserved for rare, amazing, or surprisingly awesome things, people or places.

My new diamond encrusted goblet is bald eagle.

by Brian Beedy March 12, 2009

eagle's nest

RESTING YOUR BALLS ON THE TOP OF SOMEONES HEAD

THE WAY YOU ARE SITTING RIGHT NOW I COULD MAKE YOU AN EAGLE'S NEST!

by THETA GOD January 23, 2016

eagle melatonin rebirth

what i had in 2019

Damn watkat had a eagle melatonin rebirth

by Watkat January 24, 2022

American Eagle Jeans

Jeans worn by gays and bi-sexuals normally named Joshua

You look like such a Joshua in those American Eagle Jeans

by giant kkk eater March 4, 2022

eagle head boner

a boner in which looks like a hourglass where the middle of the shaft of the penis is skinny with a wide base and big head.

Sally: Johnny's eagle head boner ravaged my womb last night!

by TymeWaster January 4, 2009

American Eagle

**** clothing for people that feel they're too good to wear cheaper clothing that has no holes and doesn't smell like cat piss.

Guy 1: Wow, he has some cat piss jeans!
Guy 2: You mean American Eagle jeans?
Guy 1: Exactly!

by Man of Knowledge July 9, 2011