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Crank

When a male relieves himselfin the lavatory with some double pleasure on the potty.... ie. A Crap! A Poop! A Number 2!! & A Wank! A Toss! or A Pull! These will be timed to occur simultaneously to pleasure him in the loo. Yikes
Bloke get's up at smoko on building site and announces "I am off for a crank!" Has a pull and a poo for fun!! (yeah kids, im a little grossed out too)
by Missy Flutter January 10, 2012
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cranking a bob marley

I was riding down the street on my big bad Harley wind in my hair and cranking a bob marley
by Kongo Kong May 31, 2018
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Crank

Ayo you heard that new Lil Uzi? That jawn crank fool.
by rmxme May 26, 2020
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Crank

The male member including the shaft and tip but not the ball sack.
Daniel has an incredibly beautiful crank.
by Devilfish777 June 30, 2019
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Wank and Crank

Dancing while aggressively jacking off
Bob: "wanna see me wank and crank."
Jeff: "DEAR GOD NO! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?"
by OfficialGooseStudios February 11, 2022
mugGet the Wank and Crankmug.

Crank that Soulja Boy

John: Help me!

Kelly: Nah, dude, I'm just busy trying to get this thing off me, but it keeps forcing me to Crank That Soulja Boy, and therefore I am unable to. I'm sorry!
by Mileyjonesthepizzafan July 10, 2022
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crank that soulja boy

the act of jerking (cranking) a males penis (soulja boy).
Girl 1: What do i do??
Girl 2: Girl crank that soulja boy!
Girl 1: what if it’s small?
by i<3bigcocksinmyass42069420 April 15, 2020
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