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Thomas Jay’d

Getting stung to the point of death by a pile of bees.
There’s a bee hive over there. Are you allergic to bees?

No bro. What about anybody else? I don’t want y’all to get Thomas Jay’d.
by Hamsterjam August 27, 2020
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thomas bailey

kind sweet country has a swag gf
by ojswag December 25, 2020
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thomas martine

A stupid dummy that is fat and can't do a backflip. Also a very stupid retarded dummy
by soidspociajoicjpoeidj October 18, 2019
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Thomas Syndrome

A condition which causes you to feel like a shelled shrimp in the woods.
Did you hear Richard set his family on fire and then jumped off of a bridge? Sounds like he had a bad case of Thomas Syndrome.
by Pisslegend November 14, 2019
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Thomas Hall

When you're so queer/trans that society collapses around you/chaos ensues.

From the Non-Binary wiki:

"Hall was intersex, and had preferred to alternate between feminine and masculine attire from one day to the next, until being accused of the crime of having sex with both men and women. Common law required that an intersex person should live the rest of their life as either male or female, whichever their anatomy resembled most closely. In this case, the medical examination was inconclusive, so the court ruled that 'hee is a man and a woeman,' and gave the injunction that Hall must from then on wear both masculine and feminine clothing at the same time."

"Residents of Warrosquyoacke claimed that Hall's changes of dress and sexual relations with members of both sexes were causing disorder"
Person A: I heard some girl in my class started an uproar among teachers and students 'cause she kissed another girl, everyone's going nuts!

Person B: Lol Thomas Hall moment.
by chaoticgrabbyhands October 2, 2021
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Jacob Thomas

a jacob thomas is one of the best people you will ever meet, he is handsome, sweet, caring, funny, and athletic. he will always make you smile and will never hesitate to make you happy. its impossible to be sad around this man. if you have him you never need to lose him because he is one of a kind.
girl: is that jacob thomas?
guy: yes it is i have heard that he is really good at football and him and his girlfriend are goals.
girl: yea too bad he has a girlfriend though.
by country.rrkkyyy April 19, 2020
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thomas poole

by Pooooooooooooole November 3, 2018
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