puss ship

A place to buy alchohol but only when you phone doesn't register piss shop
Wan't me to grab u some vodka from the Puss ship
by Bishnuu May 19, 2017
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Ship sniping

A term from the shipbucket community, used for when someone completes a ship your working on before you do.
Sammy:Only a few more hours and my mega super Kaiser-Wilhelm battleship will be complete
Pacmatic: Unfortunately I've completed it. It looks like I've done a bit of ship sniping.
by TorpidH March 02, 2022
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ship stealer

Someone who steals a ship u tried so hard to gatekeep, alternatively: Nikita
-Did you see Nikita today?
- That ship stealer? No
- Thank god
by ididurmombeforethis September 24, 2021
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Shipping Nuts

The act of cuming out of at least a second story window and a girl catching it in her mouth
Mom: Honey its time for supper
Son: Not now mom I wont be done shipping nuts till sunrise
by Nofuckyoufuckyoufuckyou May 15, 2020
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rip and ship

The illegal practice of copying a movie disk (DVD or blu-ray) and sending it back to the rental service immediately, then watching the copy later.
I don't have time to watch enough movies to make it worth it, so I rip and ship to keep the queue rolling.
by hondyhon February 04, 2012
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rowrow ship

A huge cargo-vessel powered by many oarsmen.
(from an old "Tracy Twins" cartoon in "Boys Life" magazine; the twins are imaging what it might have been like to paddle a Viking longship)
First mate: Well, boys, I have good news and bad news for you --- the good news is, the captain has allowed you all thirty minutes for lunch!
Rowing crew: And what's the **bad** news?!
First mate (reluctantly): Uhhhh... the bad news is that after lunch, the captain wants to go WATER SKIING!
(And of course, the crew would be none too pleased to hear this, since it would take the term, "rowrow ship" to a whole new level --- imagine how frenziedly they would have to paddle to move the ship fast enough for someone to actually water-ski behind it!)
by QuacksO August 11, 2024
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If it fits, it ships

An overloaded and/or poorly loaded vehicle, often U-Haul rental equipment. Obviously unsafe even to casual observers. High risk of the load becoming dislodged, causing a traffic accident and heavy damage to the vehicle and load.

Justified by the moron driving by saying "if it fits it ships". From an early 2000s US Postal Service advertising campaign.
I rented a U-Haul car carrier to tow the F-350 behind my Honda Civic. Yeah I know the truck bed is full of paving stones. No, not the other way around, the Civic is the tow vehicle.

If it fits, it ships.
by Uncle Jersey July 21, 2023
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