mud monster

when you have so much fun that you wouldn't notice if you were covered in shit.

"may we all be mud monsters."

by Unknownbeautygirl1234567 September 19, 2021

mud wings

Mud wings are earnt the first time you have anal sex with a chick.

I just got my mud wings last night when I nailed this hot chick in the ass

by NotMeNotYou May 14, 2010

Mud run

The walk of shame through a camping ground to empty your mud luggage (see definition) in the dump point.

Faye: Hey Ken?
Ken: Yes Faye?
Faye: The caravan toilet is full, you need to do a mud run.
Ken: Fuck!!

by Hastos January 20, 2021

mud flapper

A persons asshole.

Guy# 1: Holy shit ....did you see the turd left in the toilet from Larry? Guy# 2: Hand me the plunger and a knife. He's got a big mud flapper to drop something like that!

by JoeyBomm May 30, 2020

Mud driller

A homosexual man.

I saw Otis taking the ferry to Fire Island. Man, that guy's such a mud driller.

by LeatherTom September 2, 2013

Mud Pump

another word for asshole

suck a fart out of my mud pump

by Superbee3834 January 6, 2012

Mud Blood

Mudblood is a highly derogatory term for a Muggle-born wizard or witch. It is also a racial slur to black witches and wizards commonly known to muggles as the "N-word". Draco Malfoy is guilty of dropping the "M-word" a bunch of times in the books.

The smug look on Malfoy’s face flickered. ‘No one asked your opinion, you filthy little Mud blood,’ he spat.

by Smith McCool January 4, 2019