dirt herpies

Valley Fever

Don't go plowing dirt without proper protection, unless you want dirt herpies the rest of your life

by Dirte' July 17, 2021

Dirt lip

The stage when a person tries to grow a moustache but it only seems like they have a dirty upper lip. Young pre-pubescent teens usually rock this look to seem older.

Dante: Did you see Chuck's dirt lip in class today?

Tanya: Yeah he should really shave it off.

by Edgar Allen Mango November 9, 2017

Dirt Chicken

Inhabitants of a trailer park, WalMart parking lot, or any other open space that may contain Mountain Dew and Natty Ice empties. They often congregate when emergency vehicles are present, as they are alerted ahead of time by listening to scanners.

The McPoyles on Always Sunny are some real Dirt Chickens...

by StretcherFetcher911 November 9, 2020

Dirt Hamster

One who acts in a light trollish manner towards another for poking fun, or "shits and giggles"
One who is a dirt hamster is on a lower part of the scale of trolling and often plays harmless pranks on friends and close family.

Aww Troy! How'd you snatch my calculator without looking? Where are the batteries? You're being a real dirt hamster right now.

by Salt001 May 9, 2013

dirt poisoning

When you hit the ground too hard and die.

"Jimmy jumped out of a plane without a parachute and got a lethal dose of dirt poisoning"

by HospitalBills October 22, 2019

Dan the Dirt

The best rapper of our time. Stream on Spotify, Apple Music, whatever…

Person 1: I don’t, I don’t need you…
Person 2: Damn, is that Dan the Dirt’s hit song “I Don’t Need U?” From his album “A Collection of Human Error?”
Person 1: yes it is! I’m his number 2 fan!
Person 2: No way! I’m his number 1 fan!

by Danthedirtnumber3fan November 27, 2022

Dirt pig

A gay man who gets off from coprophagia or just plain feces

Man 1: Oh I love to eat shit

Man 2: Ew what the fuck
Man 1: what goes in come out why can't it be the other way around

Man 2: get the fuck away from me

(He was wearing a shirt that said dirt pig)

by Kardeaye December 5, 2021