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Jager-tainting

Jager-tainting (Jagermeister) is the act of lapping the licorice flavored alcohol off of your friends taint.
Dude, Duwain and Brant were Jager-tainting last night once we got home from the bar.
by captaincook June 15, 2010
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Taint-Tang

A term for a vagina that has been penetrated by a penis that had just been in an anus.
She had a taint-tang after Bob and Mike put their cocks on each other's ass before they fucked her in pussy.
by Heat 375 June 11, 2014
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tainted friendship

A friendship that started off spontaneous with a person who was your enemy or whatnot and then either yourself or the person do things to mess up the friendship.
Maria and Briseida's is a tainted friendship because Maria got with Briseida's ex girlfriend that Briseida wanted to get back with.
by zombie_kilher_14 January 10, 2014
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Taint pic

When you don't get a kill at all in Search & Destroy you must send this to the boys and your mother
Jordan went 0-8 on Backlot today. He had to send taint pics, A.K.A. the dark highway between pole & hole
by HughJazz8998 January 26, 2021
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The Flying Taint

a professional wrestling technique used once an opponent is knocked down and will be a while before getting up. the person performing this technique climbs up the turnbuckle to the top rope. he then wait until his opponent finally stands up and leaps backward with his legs spread to expose his taint. the goal of this technique is to slap your taint across your opponents face with great force, both stunning and humiliating him.
man 1: "did you see ray mysterio give that guy the flying taint last night?"

man 2: "that shit was CLASSIC. i bet that guy has never felt such humiliation before."
by feldpar February 17, 2009
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STINK TAINT

When someone has a stink, and you don't know if it from the front or the back.
God damn mother fucker! What is that smell? That shit is coming out of your stink taint!
by vrmmmm December 24, 2016
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Taint-sit

The act of putting one's taint on a partner's nose in order to get ones balls sucked.
Ryan: "I was taint-sitting on Melanie and then I broke her nose and gave her a strawberry shortcake"
by Thisdickonyourhead August 5, 2014
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