squat cobbler

A person who sits in a fruit filled pie for sexual pleasure.

Ernie was so enchanted as he watched his squat cobbler wife squat in her warm apple pie.

by Crafty Trafty August 17, 2016

cum squat

When you nut in a girl and she squats then farts it out.

"Bro I just nutted in this chick and she might get pregnant"

"Have her do a cum squat!"

by wildman_69 October 24, 2023

The Homosexual Squat

Sitting/squatting with your legs together, arms at your sides, back slightly arched but otherwise good posture. It's a compact pose.

"Oh no, Mikey's doing the homosexual squat again."

"Fellas, is it gay to sit?"
"Only if you're doing the homosexual squat like Nicole over there."

by nic.mp3 March 20, 2024

Squat Chug

to drink large volumes of liquid in a deep squat position; typically, said liquid has significant force or pressure (examples: fire hose or hydrant, display fountains, geysers); the deep squat is needed to lower the center of gravity and handle the volume and force; no guarantee the human body can handle a squat chug

Risa doesn't always drink water. But when she does, she squat chugs a geyser.

by MoBigsley September 11, 2015

Squat Cobbler

Noun. - One who sits on a pie, occasionally while crying or in a costume. Type of fetish porn

God damn that squat cobbler video turned me on

by Zerker161 September 3, 2016

Squatting man

A sexual position where the female it’s laying on her upper back to nearly head kind of upside down, and the male is doing squats...but IN her.

K.P Accidentally fell off the bed and landed nearly upside down on her upper back/head Godan decided he was going to do some squats in her aka squatting man

by YonKnowMe223 September 10, 2020

Squat Thought

When you have a life-illuminating thought while on the toilet, particularly pissing.

Dude... I had the craziest squat thought while passing that kidney stone.

by ILoveMyKittyCat June 20, 2023