Squat Walking

The ridiculously hilarious combination of squatting and walking at the same time.

*Person who squatted, stayed squatted and began to walk*
(Other Observer): lol he squatwalks. Swag
(Observer): He has clearly mastered the art of squat walking.

by AlphaRebellion June 06, 2013

squat lobster

a person who says stupid stuff or annoys you

Zach is such a fucking squat lobster

by cox13!!!!!!!! November 04, 2023

Carolina Squat

A profane act that happens to senatorial page boys in Lindsey Graham's hotel room.

Lindsey Graham looks extra happy today. Someone must've given him the Carolina squat.

by Entitled_Karennnn October 04, 2022

Pumpkin squats

The act of taking a shit in the way Andrew Hussie does when there is no bathroom in sight. Commonly done by the small minority of degenerates who follow Andrew's career.

Man, I tried pumpkin squats yesterday and it blew me right away. Because I love the huss, I shat a lot of fuck. That's the word I use for shit, because I swear on every bit! Fuck, fuckity, Streisand fuck!

by Senator Foreskin July 22, 2023

Squatting Samurai

Someone who is able to take a duke in a busy public restroom without being noticed

Man in bathroom to friend: Wow! I didn't even know there was a squatting samurai in the stall next to me until I heard him open the door!

by dixter's September 30, 2013

d squat

Squatting on an erect penis because the dick is "too bomb". Can also be used to mark one's territory or to show excitement about a situation.

I did a d squat on my boyfriend's dick to mark my territory.

by Dick Nastyyy March 06, 2014

cranberry squat

When you squat during your period, and it starts to leak.

'Rebecca.. do you have a Tampon? During Yoga I might've had a Cranberry Squat'

by TheNooter69 September 16, 2018