Fudge Spoon

When a girl is consipated you use the head of your dick like a shovel to get the shit out. Otherwise known as, de-turding.

Jennifer told Payden, "I am feeling constipated... I think I need a fudge spooning...."

by Payden Reeed September 2, 2011

greeksy-spoon

A variety of "greasy spoon" family-owned restaurants for which a majority of the menu contains Greek Specialty dishes. Note: Many coney island restaurants fit this description

Person #1: So I went to Plaka Cafe last night after the bar closed

Person #2:Are you serious!? That's such a greeksy-spoon.

by Brad Czerniak October 20, 2005

spooning the poodle

A guy who is so incredibly pussy whipped that he likely holds his girlfriends dog (that he hates) for her whenever she asks. It is undoubtedly a small yippy dog that sleeps in her bed between them.

"Did you see the way Keiko ordered Tommy around? Brother is totally spooning the poodle."

by Tucker Stevens January 15, 2008

rusty spoon

when u get wasted at a party and pass out. The next morning you awake with some sort of silverware(mainly a spoon)up your ass for no aparent reason.

Chris:"how was the party last nite?"
Aaron:"pretty good, except for me wakin up with a rusty spoon!"
Dillon:my pants smell like fish tacos

by NiPz Is MyHerO December 18, 2005

spoon hips

description of a woman's lower abdomen in which her waist hangs concave below her hip bones and pubic mound (vulva) creating the impression that her lower abdomen is concave like a spoon. The effect is heightened if her hip bones are set wide apart and she has a narrow upper body - like the handle of the spoon.

That model is so thin she has spoon hips.

by wouldaben January 4, 2011

Spoon Swagging

Some stupid thing justin bieber made up in an attemp to be "funny" and "original"

Girl 1: Justin was spoonswagging at his concert yesterday!
Girl 2: What the hell is spoon swagging?
Girl 1: Oh, well he moves this spoon back and fowards and pretends to be eating from it so-
Girl 2: Ew. -walks away-

by StimulatedConversation December 23, 2010

Spoon cold

When it's so cold that the only way to warm up is to engage in the act of spooning.

Our heater isn't working, so it's just as spoon cold indoors as out.

by Rurouni KJS November 7, 2010