chunk spelunker

A man with a propensity for engaging in anal sex with women of grand proportions.

Eddie got so trashed on Friday that he went all chunk spelunker on that 900lb slab of white beef. When he regained conciousness the next morning, he had to pull on the rope to find his way out. He hasn't been the same since.

by respect the teacher August 14, 2009

Bunk Spunk

When you're knocking one out on the top bunk watching porn full volume on your ipad and you hear your mum walking up the stairs so you panic and role over off the top bunk. Your mum hears a thump and goes to take a look. To her surprise she finds her son on the floor covered in spunk with bruised ribs and a broken ipad.

My friend bunk spunked

by Taco Phil September 23, 2016

shlunk

giant pile of snow, dirt, cigarette butts, urine, salt, trash, dog poo, used condoms and other gutter detritus that refuses to melt. Can be cured to the hardness of concrete with a light rain. Typically found on sidewalks and blocking pathways, forcing pedestrians to risk life and limb by walking in the ding-dang street.

For the love of god, look at all this fucking shlunk on the sidewalk. Disgusting!

by boboze March 30, 2015

Spunk

The after smell of a weed session

Guy 1: Yo that smoke sesh was lit.

Guy 2: We smell like spunk, anyone got axe?

by The Real Fogle December 25, 2016

Spunk

Short for "sped monkey." Mostly used to call out someone who did something retarded.

Luke: Wait, I thought golf was when you hit a ball with a bat!"
Griffin: "You're such a spunk."

by GriffinMascja June 27, 2017

Sarles Spelunking

Repeated cave exploration until rectal bleeding occurs. Usually accompanied by alcohol.

After a bit of Sarles Spelunking, my mates and I could hardly sit on our bums.

by Anonymous September 30, 2003

spelunk

(By analogy to exploring caves/other dark places)
To engage in casual internet stalking, usually out of curiousity rather than for any sinister purpose.

After a bit of spelunking on message boards, I found out that girl I was flirting with on MSN was actually a 40 year old guy from Indianapolis!

by Cayenne August 28, 2005