Sperm fountain

When your are receiving a blowy and a girl(or guy) has cheek piercings and you blow a load and it shoots out of the holes from the piercings

Dude last night this girl gave me a blowy and i turned into a dam sperm fountain

by Cunt Eastwood December 5, 2019

Sperm Whale

When you ejaculate into a fat woman and Just after you dip her head into a bowl of water

JOSH: Dude Jane is so fat, I wish I could sperm whale her
MARK: you're A WEIRDO MAN

by NICK NAVK THE PATTIES BACK June 7, 2018

Sperm Turkey

When a girl is getting mouth fucked and you bust in her mouth so she sounds like a gobbling turkey

Luke: I was mouth fucking this chick last night and when I was cumming she started gobbling like a sperm turkey.....I was so jealous that she got to experience that.

by DarkCoffee July 14, 2021

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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 5, 2025

Golf Ball-Sized Crying Sperm

A monster and an abomination.

Don't get pregnant because you have a 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% chance of having a Golf Ball-Sized Crying Sperm.

by Le French Raccoon October 6, 2020

Sperm whale milk

Milk from a sperm whale, it tastes like heaven!! It also has an abbreviation which is spm.

Hey Johnny ill be right back off to get some sperm whale milk from the shop!

by oojorg June 22, 2021

Sperm grenade

Each sperm cell in adult testicle is worth around 2.5 because if you nuclear develop the biochemistry of a sperm cell you get a multi megaton flamethrower by dieseling the spermatozoa

A man packs 52200000 sperm grenade in their balls each worth at least 1 billion dollars as explosive.

by Cody5050 December 19, 2022