Soggy Brovie

You're not looking good friend. Appearing Soggy, fat, old, outdated, or frumpy.

Also, coming with a weak argument. Losing a verbal altercation in person or online. Avoiding the main argument with strawmen or fluff.

Ryan was looking like a soggy brovie arguing politics over social media.

Jeff showed up all soggy brovie after his breakup. He was like Raj ordering lobster on his couch after he got dumped on TBBT.

by E & R December 9, 2024

Soggy Walnuts

When a man's testicles get wet from using the toilet for a bowel movement. Either from water being backed up too high, or a small toilet was used. More commonly the testicles could be too big or hang into the water.

"That old man's balls hang down so low he must get soggy walnuts when he shits"

by Captain Manary September 6, 2020

soggy knickered

Refers to a female dripper and the state of her underwear/her knickers.

What are the girls like in your new job, Paul?

Brilliant - there's a lot of soggy knickered babes around me. Takes me 5-10 minutes to get up out of my seat.

by LoMy June 20, 2016

Soggy french-fry

A male genitalia that will not be erect.

I could have it with him, because he had a soggy french-fry.

by Prince P July 2, 2011

Soggy Enchilada

When a woman has diarrhea, and a man fucks her in the ass letting soggy shit run down his dick.

Man, I really got down and dirty giving my girl a soggy enchilada last night.

by Slick99 May 28, 2018

Soggy sandy

Someone or something you very much wish to avoid. Sometimes an actual soggy sandwish

Jose is being a real soggy sandy today

by R3t4rDEAD November 23, 2022

Soggy Cushion

Take a bunch of ecstasy, lather up in essential oils, and hump on the couch for hours.

"How was your Labor Day, Bob?"
"Martha and I went to a rave then came home and did the Soggy Cushion all night."

"Boy, that Soggy Cushion is heavy on the wallet. Have you seen our dry cleaning bills lately??"

by Dolly Fartin September 18, 2023