Soggy Straw

The act of using ones foreskin to store water or other various liquids, much like a camel.

John got thirsty during the football game, luckily he had his soggy straw filled to the brim.

by Funk Dunkle Phd. January 16, 2021

Soggy chair

When you piss yourself in your chair and sit there letting it soak into the chair

Cole: “what’s that smell?”
Myles: “oh sorry I just have a soggy chair”

by myleslikesman March 15, 2022

Soggy Grape

When someone is not playing along with the group or if they are being a downer on the party

“What’s wrong Gabe?”
“I just want to go somewhere else”
“Oh stop being such a soggy grape”

by RProd June 1, 2018

Soggy Carson

Fellow kinfolk gather around a kneeled Carson and unload the legacy of their future generations.

Pullover! Let’s get a quick round of soggy Carson in before we get there.

by Jum9/7/ October 6, 2023

Soggy Biscuit

When everyone cums on Lucas. Last to cum eats Lucas.

Lucas is coming around tonight. We should play Soggy Biscuit.

by Hary Gofman March 31, 2024

soggy

Soggy is the sexiest most flattering person in the world and is a great meme page.

Yo babe wake up soggy just posted

by Callie p. January 19, 2021

Soggy Mexican

When you are plowing someone's hole, then slap avocado on the hole and continue plowing until it turns into guacamole and both parties eat some

Dude 1: Bro, how was your date last night?
Dude 2: Man it was awesome! I gave her a Soggy Mexican after the movie.

by Nicknames_Are_Hard April 25, 2025