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sleeping sanchez

when you dont like someone, to revenge them you wipe your ass with their pillow and then put a pillow case on top of it so they dont see the skid marks but they smell shit all night
he pissed me off so bad i gave him a sleeping sanchez!
by sexyava June 7, 2011
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Sleeping Badger

to engage in the sexual act with a sleeping partner, and attempt to finish before said partner wakes up.
"I woke up first and gave her the ole Sleeping Badger!
by sealspider1 January 17, 2009
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Sleep Fatnea

a condition where an overweight person stops breathing during sleep because excess fat around their head.
My brother Don and his wife Bette suffer from Sleep Fatnea due to a high fat low fiber diet.
by pamslam May 12, 2009
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Sleep Fucker

1. One who engages in sexual acts with another individual and who cannot remember doing such acts while no drugs are involved.

2. A hookup involving a person who is asleep while with another person but actively participating in the hookup.
When Jen woke up after hooking up with Jay, Jay realized she was a sleep fucker.
by Kyebosh October 26, 2005
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Sleep Magnosis

The condition on which 1/73 people risk the chance of not waking up unless they take precautions.
Did you wear your ankle brace to bed in order to prevent sleep magnosis?
by Not jab October 18, 2019
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The ducks are sleeping

1 You would say this when you are in a boring conversation

2 when someone mentions someone who's boring
Person 1:.....so then when we got to the park......

Person 2: OMG the ducks are sleeping

Person 1: ...so then I called betty...
Person 2: Betty is sooo boring like the ducks are sleeping
by 🦆🤦🙃 July 7, 2019
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sleep-reading

The state of semi-consciousness where one is alternately reading and napping. The person sleep-reading typically has only slight responsiveness to external stimulation or provocation owing to either their sleep state or to their pre-occupation with their reading.
When dad was sleep-reading on the couch, I was able to sneak up and put play-doh in his ears.
by Sleap Reeder May 17, 2021
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