Grease Shingle

The shit smear left on the back of the toilet seat. Commonly caused by explosive diarrhea or incorrectly positioning your asshole.

"At last year's company holiday party I got so drunk I accidentally left a grease shingle."

"I took this girl home from the bar last night, when I woke up she was gone...but the skank left me a grease shingle as a parting gift." #greaseshingle

"Donald Trump's hair looks like a grease shingle."

"Yo bro, quit being such a grease shingle."

by M&TfromtheDeli June 28, 2016

Sungle

A monocle but with sunglasses.

Salutations dear fellow. Might you be so kind as to deliver me mine Sungle? It's located alongside my cane and top hat.

by DonkeyHoteyy April 14, 2021

Singles Counselor

A person who listens to single people and helps them address their problems with single life. Typically a singles counselor will help men/women find the best method to advance upon their desired partner. Not to be confused with a match maker.

Through discussion, singles counselors will assist those in need of acquiring a strong relationship with another or simply help with their problems with being single in the first place.

Tom: Man I have had trouble lately trying to find the right girl to date and how to approach her when I do find her.
Eric: Well, I think you should go see a singles counselor man.

by Shuddder April 3, 2009

singlet

A word used by multiples, people who have MPD or DID (Multiple Personality Disorder or Dissasociative Identity Disorder), to refer to those who don't.

My friend Jean is also a multiple, but married to a singlet.

by Krystale August 1, 2007

Singles Awareness Day

Celebrated or more like grieved on Valentine's day. S.A.D. stands for Singles Awareness Day. You get the point.

Singles Awareness Day helped me realize how much of a loser I am.

by wyldthinker February 25, 2008

Singlet

A person without Dissociative Identity Disorder (DID) or Other Specified Dissociative Disorder (OSDD)

“Tom doesn’t have DID, he’s a singlet.”

by licoricemeat September 12, 2021

singled out

when you feel like everyone is picking on you.

Kate felt singled out because people referred to her as "pale girl".

by Shitter666 September 17, 2006