Simon Sadler

A man who takes over a football club he supports and saves it from administration.

Bolton Wanderers F.C. really need a Simon Sadler to take over their club
"We've got Simon Sadler"

by BenGarrityAppreciation August 23, 2019

Simon Nørager

Good books are like true friends, keep the good ones close to you

Simon Nøragers skjorte

by halfdsadf October 24, 2018

SIMON TONGUE

Man about Town. Can be seen at most local watering holes and/or golfing establishments. Usually a Tottenham Hotspurs Fan. Superpowers include: Flight. Banter. Flexible Hips.

Also capable of achieving superhuman feats using Tongue such as: Deadlifting Bollocks,
Tongue press ups. Infinite Tongue Licks.

Approach with caution. Friendly exterior gives way to deep seated aggression. Often mistaken for an inbetweener.

"Look over there, I think it's Simon Tongue"
"No, its just an inbetweener with a golf club"

"Bloody hell mate did you see that fight?"
"Yeah he gave more licks than Simon Tongue"

by RubbaDinghyRapidsBro October 29, 2015

Simon

Packing a solid 0.000001 millimeters and 7 inch testicals, (speaking from expirience), also has nice gurth ( choad), and is known as a sexy beast that all ladies swoon to there knees.

"Wow his cock is tiny, but he still gets girls"
" That's who he is, just a Simon

by Falcox_213 March 24, 2022

Simon Syndrome

Simon Syndrome (also known as Lover Syndrome) is when someone avoids you or gives you the cold shoulder due to a significant other, boyfriend, girlfriend, etc. It also implies to people who hang out with their lover and avoid their own friends.

Friend 1: Ugh, ever since Julia got her boyfriend she's been giving me the cold shoulder and not hanging out with me or any of her other friends.

Friend 2: Oh she definitely has *Simon Syndrome*.

by fakepeoplehaterpssstsimon May 11, 2022

Simon

Simons are NEVER generous. 99% of them are greedy and they will just say it out loud

good boy: Ah damn, I forgot my wallet. Do you got a dollar?
Simon: Yes I got a dollar.
good boy: Ooh nice, can i borrow it?
Simon: no im a Simon, what the kankerhell do you think???

by Eliaskjenei April 13, 2020

Simon loaders

Vodka lime and soda

Please May I have a double Simon loaders with ice and a slice

by PBod August 25, 2023