Simon Simunek

A son of the sun. Be careful, you might get burnt!

Boy: Hi.
Simon: I´m Simon Simunek
Boy gets burnt

by Popbal March 24, 2019

Simon

A very nice and loveable person. A Simon is a keeper and any person, that knows a Simon should be very lucky to have her in their lives. She will always back you up and never abandon you. No matter what (if she is dealing with multiple problems at the same time, she WILL find a way)

Person 1: I am surprised, you seemed so nice. Would've thought that you were a Simon
Person 2: Oh, I wish

by petemcdonald April 15, 2019

Simon Sadler

A man who takes over a football club he supports and saves it from administration.

Bolton Wanderers F.C. really need a Simon Sadler to take over their club
"We've got Simon Sadler"

by BenGarrityAppreciation August 23, 2019

simon chater

Nice dick, shame about the face.
Little creepy, kinda like a horny Joseph Fritzl. If you close your eyes whilst fucking him though, he’ll fuck you into next week.

That perv at the pub last night was a total Simon Chater. 5 more pints and I would’ve taken him home and had the time of my life.

by 00Daddy November 22, 2019

simon syndrome

the illusion that one is in a perpetual game of simon says, and as a result, will not obey anyone unless the command is preceded by “simon says”

did you hear about thomas’s accident? i heard he has a case of simon syndrome.

by shatikiliki November 28, 2019

Simmo

Someone who likes to excessively touch themselves in public without knowing what they are doing.

Are you itchy? Stop being a simmo!

by Gingerwizard December 1, 2019

Simon

A tall boyo with blond hair

Person A: "Hey hows that?"
Person B: "oh! Him? That's Simon!"

by YeetnDelet December 5, 2019