a person who cheated on you
by Kmart098 June 11, 2018
Get the Mother-Fucking Asshole Bitchy Shitty Personmug. jayquan: yo nice kicks
shawn: thanx
jayquan: watch out for that pile of nasty shit!!......
shawn: what? aw, god damn motherfucking shitty fucking shit fuckers! i just bought these!!
shawn: thanx
jayquan: watch out for that pile of nasty shit!!......
shawn: what? aw, god damn motherfucking shitty fucking shit fuckers! i just bought these!!
by killa March 3, 2005
Get the God Damn Motherfucking Shitty Fucking Shit Fuckersmug. by Alien and Pablo December 22, 2020
Get the shitty poopoo fart farty balls butty booty fartmug. James: Bob, you drive like a stoned flamingo.
Bob: at least you know if you can't say anything nice, say something shitty.
Bob: at least you know if you can't say anything nice, say something shitty.
by dailybirdsandtrees August 4, 2011
Get the if you can't say anything nice, say something shitty.mug. 1. Train whistle
2. Drum set
3. Any toy that runs on batteries
4. Any toy that has a speaker
5. Things that make a noise any time it is moved
6. meth
7. Voice activated toys
8. Things that can be slammed closed
9. Things that provide the child with glucose
10. An electric guitar
11. Stuff that is made to scare them and make them yell
12. dildos
13. Stuff that can hardly touch them that they will claim hurts
14. Soldering iron
15. Sugar
16. Sucrose
17. Glucose
18. Rat poison
19. Basketball
20. Items 1-19
2. Drum set
3. Any toy that runs on batteries
4. Any toy that has a speaker
5. Things that make a noise any time it is moved
6. meth
7. Voice activated toys
8. Things that can be slammed closed
9. Things that provide the child with glucose
10. An electric guitar
11. Stuff that is made to scare them and make them yell
12. dildos
13. Stuff that can hardly touch them that they will claim hurts
14. Soldering iron
15. Sugar
16. Sucrose
17. Glucose
18. Rat poison
19. Basketball
20. Items 1-19
“Do you know stuff my son would like?”
No, but I can tell you all sorts of Toys to not get your 5 year old in your shitty apartment complex
No, but I can tell you all sorts of Toys to not get your 5 year old in your shitty apartment complex
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 November 4, 2022
Get the Toys to not get your 5 year old in your shitty apartment complexmug. -->The opposite of being street smart. It's being so so sooo dumb that, one need not make an attempt to fool that person. That person will eventually dig his own grave and make a fool of himself.
-->Also a person who thinks he should get 50 Lakhs INR as dowry for his marriage.
-->Also a person who thinks he should get 50 Lakhs INR as dowry for his marriage.
Person 1: "Dude, I transferred 3000$ online to the person who promised to rent me an apartment and turns out he conned me.. :( :("
Person 2: "Hahaha.. You are such a Shitty!!"
Person 1: "Dude, when are you gonna get married??"
Shitty: "Helloo.. The moment any girl is ready to give 50lakhs dowry!! ;) ;)"
Person 2: "Hahaha.. You are such a Shitty!!"
Person 1: "Dude, when are you gonna get married??"
Shitty: "Helloo.. The moment any girl is ready to give 50lakhs dowry!! ;) ;)"
by vini007 September 6, 2016
Get the Shittymug. When your flatmate breaks in to everyone's room to leave shits in mysterious places, you then respond by taking a shitty pillow case and beating them with it. Thus a shitty pillow case
by Dick sleve October 8, 2018
Get the Shitty pillow casemug.