shittybitch

An interjection that combines both "shit" and "bitch", thereby giving it high status in the world of profanity.

Guy 1: Dude, I did you mom.
Guy 2: Shittybitch!

Guy 1: Your girlfriend's fuckin' ugly.
Guy 2: Shittybitch!

Guy 1: 2-dollar whores are better than 10-dollar whores.
Guy 2: Shittybitch!

by aman13 December 20, 2010

shelty

description relating to an animal shelter; implies lacking attractive physical appearance

Can describe both animals and humans:
1) "Jack's new bitch from the pound is so shelty!"
2) Guy 1: "Damn man, look at that ass!" Guy 2: "No way, she's shelty!"
Also works in lieu of butterface and hotmess

by miranduh September 8, 2013

Shifty

A person that has bad ankles and is annoying

Leo is a very shifty person

by Salty Culty June 28, 2018

Dick Shifty

A guy thats always grabbing, tugging, adjusting, shaking, rubbing, scratching,or jerking his package while he standing around jacking his jaws with his pants on.

Notice how that fucking Talkin Steve's always pulling a "Dick Shifty" by the coffee pot?

by noodlesg December 14, 2008

poo ass shitty

the superlative for all things crappy. If something sucks so bad it can't just be shitty. It has to be a clean reference to crap, refer to where the fecal matter comes from, then be shitty.

Dom: Hey, did you go to the open mic night last night, i heard it was pretty good.

Preston: Nah, who told you that? It totally sucked, no talent at all....I mean really, it was poo ass shitty!

by DPdaix November 7, 2008

Shifty

Often is named danielle. A very shady person who you should be suspicious of.

~"Stop being so shifty!"
+ "i cant help it. thats why i was named danie

by The Shiftyest of them all February 11, 2012

Master Key Shitty Lock

A man is the master key ie his penis the woman is the lock ie her vagina.

Jan: Why is a man sleeping around is ok while a woman doing the same thing is a slut?

Bill: Master Key Shitty Lock.

Jan: what does that mean?

Bill: A Master Key Penis can open many Different locks, a Shitty Lock Vagina will open with many different keys

Jan: That's sexist.

Bill: No it is the truth.

by McOwnage August 14, 2016