A delicate manoeuvre when one has just taken a dump and has come to a sudden realization that there is no toilet paper left. The Reverse Self Irrigator (or RSI) is when the dumpee bends his penis under his gooch and proceeds to piss into his crack, which then cleanses it. This move is exceptionally difficult for females as it requires a hosepipe or fishtank pipe in order to be performed. This can often be challenging as one must remember to block the penis whilst taking a dump in order to not lose valuable piss which will later be used to cleanse the asshole. If the dump is an afghani mud musket then you are in for a bad time.
Pat: Wow that dump was good
Mitch: How did you wipe, these gas stations never have toilet paper
Pat: No problem man, I just did Reverse Self Irrigator
Mitch: How did you wipe, these gas stations never have toilet paper
Pat: No problem man, I just did Reverse Self Irrigator
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Get the boom selection mug.The characteristic of the youtube app that disables any form of simultaneous function other than the youtube app itself, on a smart phone. This also applies to locking your phone and youtube discontinuing playing.
This is similar to when someone demands your sole attention, and will not allow to multitask without getting fussy.
This is similar to when someone demands your sole attention, and will not allow to multitask without getting fussy.
This word should be used when you are trying to do two things at once and your boyfriend or girlfriend says "damnit you never listen to me can you put your phone away?"
Reply: "You're being so youtube selfish right now!"
Reply: "You're being so youtube selfish right now!"
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If you're still looking cute after a workout honey, then the only thing you trained are your finger muscles. Your a gym Selfie Slut.
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It’s unfortunate that the political-selectivism of many in this country has led to blind allegiance based on emotion.
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