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Sean Connery

What you would say to someone (Usually a Friend) when they repeat the same story they have previously told.
Steve: "Dude, I totally almost died on the turnpike the other day"

Paul: "Sean Connery"

Steve: "WHAT! No Way"

Paul: "uh ya....this is like the 3rd time you told me this week"
by Steve Pinslayer June 14, 2010
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Sean Paul Syndrome

A condition in which a person speaks unintelligibly, and often times having no idea what the fuck he's talking about himself. Coined from the music artist Sean Paul, the creator and original host of this condition. There's only two ways to cure SPS:

1. Beating the person on the head until they speak English.
2. Brain surgery.
Symptoms of Sean Paul Syndrome may include:

1. Incoherent speech
2. Inability to know what you're talking about
3. Saying UH-OH! a lot
4. General annoyingness
by Dark Soul X July 30, 2009
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Professor Sean Hinton

A Professor Sean Hinton (usually shortened to a 'Sean Hinton' or a 'Prof Sean') is a cocktail. Served in a tall glass with ice it is composed of two shots of Jamieson's irish whisky, two shots of Jack Daniel's and is topped up with coke.

The purpose of a cocktail is to make spirits more palatable, a Professor Sean Hinton employs Jamieson's to take the edge off Jack Daniel's, unconventionally creating a more alcoholic beverage in the process.
"I'd like a Professor Sean Hinton please"
by bostasp_pub_crew September 17, 2008
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sean patrick flannery

is probably best known for his role in the boondock saints, the best movie ever
by fasdhdsfsdf January 19, 2008
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Sean ass nigga

Someone who isn’t down and always cries about there pussy hurting. They claim it themselves when attempting a failed dunk
Aye bruh let’s go to the hot tube?”
“Nah”
“Oh, you a sean ass nigga
by Trevor oooo March 3, 2019
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Sean Paul Dictionary

a dictionary used used for understanding what sean paul is saying
"can't pon it long no eat no yam no steam fish nor no green banana"
me:what the fuck is this guy saying?? better look at sean paul dictionary."
by coolbhaumik1 September 27, 2009
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Sean Connery Syndrome

When a man believes that his physical attractiveness is in unaffected by age. Syndrome sufferers often repeat the word "distinguished" and cite Sean Connery as an example, hence the syndrome name. Afflicted men fail to recognize that the allure of Connery's celebrity status does not apply to them. Plus no woman age 35 or younger would ever want today’s Sean Connery to sexually touch her now. Cures for this syndrome include looking into a mirror and psychoanalysis to break down their deep refusal to acknowledge reality.
Man A: That brunette won't lock eyes with me. I'm gonna get closer.

Man B: Her? She is half your age.
Man A: What are you talking about? My distinguished looks can bag that!
Man B: Dude, you got some chronic Sean Connery Syndrome. I'll be over here when she has the bartender send you away.
by clevername July 19, 2018
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