When you’re screaming and have a boner at the same time. Occurs when you’re looking at something surprising as well a sexy, or when you’re scared and have a boner at the same time
My mom walked in me watching porn and I had a screaming boner.
I opened up the package and there was porn inside. I had a screaming boner after that.
I opened up the package and there was porn inside. I had a screaming boner after that.
by YoBoiAlex November 3, 2020
Get the Screaming Bonermug. A sexual act in which there are three women sprawled out on the floor in a "Y" formation. There are five guys per girl; one underneath with his penis in the anus, one above with his penis in the mouth, one below with his penis in the vagina, and two on either side getting handjobs. Each man beside a woman is getting a double handjob from both women on his left and right. While the man above and below are high fiving. Super American.
Tom: Man, I'm so glad that we performed a triple screaming eagle instead of just a screaming eagle last night!
Matt: Betty, Bess, and Candy sure aren't!
Matt: Betty, Bess, and Candy sure aren't!
by The Golden Coastie October 29, 2017
Get the triple screaming eaglemug. In native El Salvador there is many diseases, one of which is the infamous Salvadoran screaming monkey flu. It is known to induce rampant seminal discharge and hormone difficulties, it is estimated that one out of 6 people catch it at some point in their lifetime
by Ayalanews89 August 31, 2019
Get the Salvadoran screaming monkey flumug. by mcdeb June 28, 2017
Get the Screaming batmug. When you trick your lady into a threesome by painting your Penis to look like a French Fry and hold it back from your her until she screams like a Seagull, attracting her female friends who as well want the French Fry.
Seagull Frenchfry
Seagull Frenchfry
I refused to let my wife have my dick until she started Seagull Screaming, her friends were flocking to the bedroom
by Hubblegotchu November 30, 2019
Get the seagull screamingmug. A term used in SCP memes which describes how one looked at a picture and unknowingly saw FOUR FUCKING PIXELS of SCP-096's face.
by VixenSynth_ February 19, 2023
Get the Why Do I Hear Screaming?mug. by Gutburger March 26, 2024
Get the scream in my elbowmug.