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Sad Story

Noun: 1. Someone who is around to limit the amount of insults that occur between group members, because that person is the one whom all jokes and insults are aimed at.
2. An anticlimatic or uninteresting story.
3. One who tells sad stories.
4. One who is grimace in appearance and always seems to be constantly high, and seems to have a genetic defect such as down syndrome, obesity or necrophilia.
5. A person who enjoys the company of large black women.
"O no its Sad Story Scott! Quick pretend we're not here."
by Oh kay February 14, 2006
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Sad Boner

Most likley a male virgin who masterbates voilentley, angerly, aggersevly, rappidly, until monster orgasim forcing the penis to look sad and depperesed.
!. dude whats wrong with you

i went home and had a few sad boners yesterday

2. thanks for blowing me off im just going to have a good old fasioned sad boner today
by arabianpimp27 August 29, 2009
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sad daniel

sum homeless dude hoo steals guitars. other wise known as sad dan
wheres my guitar gone?
i dunno, mayb sad dan has it
by sum random observer July 7, 2004
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sad loser

Also known in Holland as a "sad sad loser", a sad loser is somebody who feels confident enough to chide or mock him/herself when they do something that is considered breft, aloof or silly.
"I was walking down the street and this gorgeous woman smiled at me and stopped to talk, however I just mumbled and kept walking because I am a sad sad loser."
by Miguel1979 August 4, 2006
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Sad Ball

A ball made from loose items around a store in which a person works. The ball represents all of the hardships one must go through while working a dead end job at minumum wage for at least 3 years. It may be decorated with pictures of sad faces.

Traditional items used for assembly: Shrink Wrap, Windex, paper, parperclips, a child's shoe, flammable liquid, and/or ass pennies.

Sad Batt is not included.
1st pissed off employee: Shit man. I hate my job. Let's make a sad ball and fucking through at the store.

2nd pissed off employee: Fuck man. Let's put some lighter fluid in that shit and set it on fire.

Hilarity ensues.
by John McClendon December 14, 2008
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Strong Sad

Gron Sad, aka The Wiggety Wiener, aka Strong Sad
by Piet Pompies May 11, 2004
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Sad Max

The plot of mad max, but max is more sad.
Sad Max is sadder than Mad Max
by Newton Orchid October 7, 2018
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