sad guy

someone real pathetic, generally a mate

fella1: i hate jamie
fella2: yeah hes a sad guy

by gdahgdklA March 27, 2008

Sad Boner

Most likley a male virgin who masterbates voilentley, angerly, aggersevly, rappidly, until monster orgasim forcing the penis to look sad and depperesed.

!. dude whats wrong with you

i went home and had a few sad boners yesterday

2. thanks for blowing me off im just going to have a good old fasioned sad boner today

by arabianpimp27 August 29, 2009

sad daniel

sum homeless dude hoo steals guitars. other wise known as sad dan

wheres my guitar gone?
i dunno, mayb sad dan has it

by sum random observer July 7, 2004

Sad Ball

A ball made from loose items around a store in which a person works. The ball represents all of the hardships one must go through while working a dead end job at minumum wage for at least 3 years. It may be decorated with pictures of sad faces.

Traditional items used for assembly: Shrink Wrap, Windex, paper, parperclips, a child's shoe, flammable liquid, and/or ass pennies.

Sad Batt is not included.

1st pissed off employee: Shit man. I hate my job. Let's make a sad ball and fucking through at the store.

2nd pissed off employee: Fuck man. Let's put some lighter fluid in that shit and set it on fire.

Hilarity ensues.

by John McClendon December 14, 2008

Strong Sad

Gron Sad, aka The Wiggety Wiener, aka Strong Sad

"Is that you Julian Sands?"

by Piet Pompies May 11, 2004

sad loser

Also known in Holland as a "sad sad loser", a sad loser is somebody who feels confident enough to chide or mock him/herself when they do something that is considered breft, aloof or silly.

"I was walking down the street and this gorgeous woman smiled at me and stopped to talk, however I just mumbled and kept walking because I am a sad sad loser."

by Miguel1979 August 4, 2006

Sad Shirley

When a redheaded girl is straddling a guys face and right when she comes she puts her bush on his forehead so it looks like he’s crying.

Guy: I met this hot redhead and asked if she was a freak in bed
Guy2: well, was she?
Guy: more than I thought! She gave me a sad Shirley

Guy2: gross dude. Gross

by Rednikster April 14, 2016