sausage bap

the penis is the sausage and the tits are the "baps".
so really a tit wank.

Man: Ahhh love I could do with a sausage bap !!

Woman: Ok babes !!

by liverpool_fan February 22, 2009

Sausage fest

when the pub/club is full of men

dam this place is a sausage fest where are all the women?

by Peter Garnt December 5, 2007

Sausage Tits

Male breasts. Sausage because it's penis like.

Look at that fat guy. Damn, he's got some huge sausage tits.

by awefvbnmtresdfghj February 15, 2009

Sausage fest

It is when the ratio of girls to guys is very slim basicly theres my guys than girls

Dude its a sausage fest in here...I know man i say we should GTFO(Get The Fuck Out)

by Robert George January 30, 2008

Sausage Roll

Rhyming slang... sausage roll... the dole. i.e another name for the dole or social security payments.

"I fear this recession is so bad, I'm terribly afraid we'll end up on the sausage roll"

by Diamond Tee April 9, 2009

Sausage Party

A new take on an old classic. A group ov people line up, and get on their knees, while another person shoves a string ov large sausages up their anus. The person with the string ov large sausages in their anus, then proceeds to expel the sausages from their anus into the mouth ov the first person in the line. The first person the bites into the sausage to hold it in their mouth. The person then continues to work their way down the line, until the all the sausages have been expelled or the last person in line has been reached.

Ron: "Are you going to Debra's sausage party tonight?"

Nivia: "I am. Debra's sausage parties are the place to be. I take the sausages home and use them as dildos."

Tonya: "I'm going too. Last time, I had five sausages in my mouth at once, and didn't even gag."

by BigEvil13 January 23, 2017

Sausage Link

The male equivalent of a "daisy chain," in which a group of guys lay in a circle each sucking the other one off to form a chain. A group sex version of 69.

Billy, Jim, Bobby, and Fredrick had a foursome during which they formed a sausage link.

by TheBloodyGrinch July 19, 2011