sausage cat

a german cat who enjoys watching and masturbating to male cat porn

Bill: I caught my cat pleasuring himself to male cat porn!
Steve: Wow, what a sausage cat!

by Dan "The Gland Man" Marino May 24, 2010

sausage factory

Phrase usually uttered by male humans in exasperation on finding oneself in any social gathering - having previously assumed said social gathering to be an ideal opportunity to attain a suitable mating partner of the opposite sex - where the possibility of heterosexual pairing is considerably lower than expected.

"I have failed in my genetic imperative to mate with a member of the opposite sex because the social gathering I attended was a sausage factory."

by The Real Macky December 14, 2008

my sausage

I huge object between my legs

Me: Hey babe look at my sausage!
Babe: its so big!

by Paddythebeast69 June 3, 2019

pork sausage

The act of getting bent over and taking it in the ass from the MAN.

Damn, I got stuck working a double shift again, I'm tired of getting the pork sausage.

Everyday I go to work I feel the pork sausage always finds me.

by Russ Bone May 2, 2008

grapes and sausage

Penis and testicles.

"So this guy thinks he is getting a back-alley blow job from a chick. Then he goes to stick his finger in the pie and comes up with a handful of grapes and sausage!"

by Branden Hassett October 30, 2006

sausage roll

A popular pastry dish. It is a sausage wrapped in pastry. Comparable to the larger, vegatable and beef filled cornish pasty

I had a sausage roll for tea

My cornish pasty owns the fuck out of your lame ass n00b sausage roll

by We-kill-suckers July 31, 2006

sausage fight

A phrase that means two men are having sex.

Did you see how Eric and Peter were acting? They totally sausage fight.

by katie suxs February 22, 2017