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Riding the Ganondorf

A common term used in Super Smash Bros. Melee, where a player in a 2v2 match will play as Ganondorf and sit at the edge of a fight, repeatedly Ganon kicking (Down + B) enemies who are busy fighting his teammate.

Recently, this statement has been used out of context, when somebody comes out of the blue, usually in an argument, with a particularly hurtful insult against one of the opposing parties
In Context:
"Wow, he's just Ganon kicking us when we aren't paying attention, so cheap."
"You're just mad because your not used the Riding the Ganondorf."

Out of Context
"I was arguing with Eric, and there were some people standing around hoping we would fight, and Dovas just randomly insulted by grandparents. He knows there dead, too."
"Damn mate, Riding the Ganondorf is never fun, what a fag."
by Shiggy/b/ August 25, 2009
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Ride and slide

Woman's version of one night stand

Woman's version of pump and dump
"He was a ride and slide last night!"
by Billichix October 7, 2017
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Cry ride

When having sex with with a crying person.
I tock this guy for a cry ride last night, It was realy awkward but kind of hot
by Clam shel July 13, 2016
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Meat-riding

Anthony be meat-riding low key
by mrnapps May 1, 2023
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Gnome Ride

When a tall girl is standing up receiving oral sex from a very short person or midget without having to lie down, sit or bend over for oral contact.
Dude, Helga is so tall, I would let her Gnome Ride me for sure Bud.
by MsStoleYourWife January 24, 2022
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riding on brick

when you slam a car/ lower a car on bad suspension and on every bump it jumps and scrapes with no type of cushion to the point your back hurts
common in central florida with the boricua population (Kissimmee, Poinciana, Orlando)
by BoriJit April 14, 2022
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dragon riding

Sexual intercourse wherein one partner is positioned behind the other (i.e., "doggy style"), during which one or both partners are exceptionally high on hallucinogens, or at least have particularly good imaginations.
Boredom is the mother of innovation.
At this point, what wasn't stale for us was probably physically impossible, or at least would cost my security deposit. I'd fucked with him from above, below, front and behind. In harnesses, in costumes, strap-ons, and blinds. But today, today was special. We watched How to Train your Dragon, Reign of Fire, and left a demo of Panzer Dragoon playing on the screen, and we each demolished an eighth after picking up shrooms from our source uptown. I put him behind me to start the night's sexcapades, but suddenly in a blink we weren't burnouts fucking like dogs in a shitty apartment. I was a beautiful, winged beast, with claws like great curved swords, with tits like two zeppelins, and he was a rider, young and full of wanderlust, and together we were possessed of that ancient thrill, dragon riding. Off we flew, sexing past enemy fire through the defenses of the Dick Empire to claim the ancient artifact, Sexcalibur, for ourselves.
by stardust crusader January 15, 2018
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