reverse guacamole

When you get a pile of lettuce and some Mexicans spray painted green and have an orgy. Then, you clean it up, shake hands, and go home.

Hey , where can I find a bunch of Mexicans for a reverse guacamole?

by Rotary Valve December 5, 2016

Reverse Canadian

the act of masterbating with your hand on your cock backwards.

Yo man i got bored of masterbating so i tried reverse canadian yesterday. Greatesr choice ever.

by Super boss dude guy October 31, 2010

Reverse Google

The act of surfing the web with a laptop placed on your partners back during doggy style sex.

They were doin' the reverse google last night

by liquidvoltage June 20, 2007

reverse skyjam

Having somone one poop off a high building and having another one receive.

Jim reverse skyjammed Bill in the ass.

by Jack Duke July 29, 2003

Reverse digestion

When you're paralyzed from the shoulders up, and your girlfriend has to feed you mashed carrots up your butt. You poop out your mouth.

Leonard actively used reverse digestion after his accident. Things got messy.

by LettuceBeFriends June 30, 2014

reverse YOLO

Using the phrase "YOLO/You Only Live Once" in a "good" way, implying that you DO actually have only one life and that you shouldn't do something that's dangerous or will possibly get you crippled/killed.

Nevertheless, nobody should ever use "YOLO" in any of it's forms, since it is just plain stupid, downright insulting to human intellect and, just as someone said: "It's "Carpe Diem" for stupid people."

reverse yolo situations:

Eddie: Hey Joe, let's go pass that guard patrol.
Joe: Man, YOLO.
Eddie: You're right. Maybe we should find a way around.

Brad: Hey man, Lou told me to come to his house today to do some heroin again. He said i should bring you too.
Greg: Fuck that, YOLO!
Brad: You're right. Fuck that, man.

by electrojesus September 10, 2012

reverse shop

Annoying habit of people at supermarkets and stores to bring a bunch of items to a cashier, have them ring up the total, then have them take back the items and subtract them from the total one by one until the total is an amount they can afford.

"Those idiots are holding up the line by reverse shopping."

by mikejonas February 26, 2004