Noob rape

A noob rape is when experienced players of a certain videogame trick a new player (the noob) into doing something that ends up getting him/her owned. This usually happens by directing the noob to a place that will get him/her killed, or tricking the noob into pressing a certain button that closes his/her game or messes with his/her settings.

NooB: "Where do I get training 4 my charactr and gain a lvl???//"

Veteran: "Just go to the planet Olympus Mons"
*NooB doesn't know that Olympus Mons is controlled by a hostile force that kills all entruders on sight*

NooB: "kthx ill go ther now!"

VeteranL "10th Noob rape for me this week!"

by BJ's feel good January 15, 2006

ass rape

to forcefully insert one's penis into a male or female's anus without consent and subsequently ejaculate into their rectum.

I ass raped that punk ass bitch and cummed all over them.

by L double C March 18, 2008

Rape Artist

One who excels in the art of sexual assault.

See chimichangas.

"Travis, you rape artist, stop trying to touch my jaggon!"

by Spencer B. September 18, 2004

rape

1)A subcategory of non-lethal physical assault involving or including the genitalia.

2)Frequently a socially criminalized offence that is heavilly affected by inherited cultural overtones which equate "feminine integrity" with the property value of the person as object. Alternately, an nth generational manifestation of the same.

In the view of poor Lavinia, "Ravish'd and wrong'd," who was more cruel? The "lustful sons of Tamora," or the merciful Titus?

by genericdefect August 30, 2005

raped up the ass

completely screwed over ie. something really shitty that happened and you can't do anything about it

Me and mah boys got completely raped up the ass when we lost at the race track, yo.

by supamonkey June 28, 2006

Rape

Forced sexual intercourse between any two people. Women are capable of raping men and men are capable of raping women. Today, the main group being raped by adults and teenagers are adolescents. Many people only think that only women can be raped, but this is not true. Men rape women mostly by either drugging them or physically beating them until they give in. This is a very traumatic and painful experience for anyone. Women rape men mostly by drugging them or blackmail, or by physically overpowering younger males. When people say that men can't be raped, they normally say: "They probably liked it" when they are presented with the argument of a grown women raping an adolescent boy. No one likes being raped. If someone likes it, that would defeat the purpose of it being a rape. And to say that would be outright sexism, which feminazis use to back up their hatred towards men. This is the second worst crime against humanity, the first is murder. I hope Jesus will give all rapists a slap in the back of the head and damn them to hell for eternity.

Prosecution Lawyer: Maurice, who raped you?
Maurice: The woman who raped me's name is Alexis Stone.
Judge: Alexis Stone; for the rape of Maurice Norton; you are hereby found guilty.

by Mr. Clarity December 11, 2014

Grammar Rape

1. To use grammar and language poorly. Usually associated with many mistakes in text, but almost never with single mistakes. Mistakes are not purposely done most times, the one who makes the mistakes just generally seems to have bad language skills.

Example for grammar rape - I beeaten gmaee vry fstt.
Example for proper grammar of that same sentence - I've beaten that game very fast.

by GeminiDreams July 16, 2008