When you go for someone else’s girl but say you didn’t do anything but really want her and you think she wants you back but she really just wants to be friends. Then you shit in her mouth while being the sneaky link one night and she yells and never talks to you again. Then gives you drunk head in the back on a fiat Uno until your dick falls off and never can have sex again.
by Niggamuncher30000p09 January 21, 2025
Get the Dirty Rileymug. Riley is the name of an amazing girl or guy that typically has blonde curly hair, blue eyes, and a load of freckles. They are quite skinny but perfect in every way. You could say "skinny legend". Their humor is original and hilarious and their smile is contagious. Despite the troubles they go through, and what seems like endless sob sessions, they always manage to get back up on their feet after a long day and be nice to everyone and anyone, even the ones who hurt them. They're also extremely attractive and easily catch the eye of others, reeling in many crushes.
Adrian: "Hey Abram, I'm gonna go hang out with Riley after school, can you stay here alone?"
Abram: "I wanted to hang out with Riley!!! She's so perfect! You smell like farts and egg socks, she's too good for you!"
Adrian: "Ugh."
Abram: "I wanted to hang out with Riley!!! She's so perfect! You smell like farts and egg socks, she's too good for you!"
Adrian: "Ugh."
by groin fondler August 27, 2019
Get the Rileymug. This guy Riley Wood will take your girl and all da hoes this guy has a massive wood.
Awesome guy overall 😎👍
Awesome guy overall 😎👍
by ANDWHaT!!!??? April 20, 2023
Get the Riley Woodmug. RILEY IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL GIRL YOU WILL EVER FIND IF U GET A CHANCE TO BE WITH HER DONT LET HER GO AND SHE ALSO HAS A GREAT BODY AND SHE WILL USUALLY TAKE CONTROL AND IF SHE DOES YOUR IN FOR A TREAT SHE IS USUALLY INTO GUYS WITH THE NAME JADEN OR JAYDEN JUST MAKE SURE YOU GET A PIECE OF HER CAKE BEFORE U GO
by Bigboy890 December 16, 2019
Get the Rileymug. Riley comes of a calm and chill. See doesn't worry about being popular or having a boyfriend. Riley is the most beautiful girl, beautiful blue eyes, and dirty brown hair. She most likely plays softball and is a pitcher. She is tough and could give you a mean bruise. She has a kind heart and is nice to everyone but will tear you apart if you mess with her. If you ever meet a Riley make sure not to throw away your shot. She doesn't give second chances.
guy 1- Damnnnn is that Riley Kunkle?!
guy 2- shes hot
guy 1- i heard she throws a mean fastball
guy 2- i need to grab a drink with her
guy 2- shes hot
guy 1- i heard she throws a mean fastball
guy 2- i need to grab a drink with her
by Yeeter 6000 March 15, 2019
Get the Riley Kunklemug. by JarheadG14 November 25, 2019
Get the Rileymug.