when a angry woman squats an inch over a sleeping individual's face and squirts out a sloppy vaginal fart
i woke up this morning and had green shmeg all up on my nose and then i remembered me and my girl was figting last night; bitch musta queef fucked my while i was sleepin'.
by victom of the pussy's poop August 4, 2003
Get the queef fucked mug.Instead of farting out of your ass, the fart comes out of the penis. The fart crawls up your sweating ball sack and pops out.
Austin and Suzy were having sex when Austin felt a fart coming on, he was balls deep so his sack was sweating and he popped a fart out of his penis. Balls queef (queefing out of the balls) (like a queef but a fart out of the balls)
by GetEarFucked1990 January 3, 2012
Get the balls queef mug.When you get eye level with a girls vagina whisper "who's the boss?" and then proceed to headbutt her in the vagina as hard as you can forcing her to queef.
I was going down on shaunte last night and gave her the danza queef but had to repeatedly headbutt her vag because i couldn't force enough air in.
by VanVterror April 16, 2010
Get the Danza Queef mug.When a group of lovely girls arrange into a circular pattern with a pillow in the center of the circle. The pillow is used to catch the Vagina Farts produced by the women.
Meg got in a queef circle with all her friends and used a pillow as a biscuit to catch the vaginal farts.
by Iceberg88 January 7, 2011
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Get the queef leaf mug.A vaginal sneeze. Something that occurs after sexual intercourse when the penis is removed from the vagina.
A queef that also ejects female bodily fluids.
A queef that also ejects female bodily fluids.
I was banging my girl last night,and after I finished I pulled out,and was greeted by a Queef rocket
by Ass-cone June 8, 2011
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