Scottish slang for a Barbie ayrshire girl,chav'et thats always looking in the mirror and taking photos of herself and touching up her makeup.
Oh your such a posser.!!
by br4v3hrt April 27, 2010
Get the Posser mug.An old implement which was used for hand-washing clothes. It consisted of a copper dome full of holes attached to a long wooden handle.
A dolly could also be used for the same purpose, but this implement had several legs radiating from a wooden disc (looking rather like a small stool), and the long handle had a handle-bar arrangement at the top for maximum leverage.
A person exhibiting foolish or flighty behavior might be likened to a posser-head.
A dolly could also be used for the same purpose, but this implement had several legs radiating from a wooden disc (looking rather like a small stool), and the long handle had a handle-bar arrangement at the top for maximum leverage.
A person exhibiting foolish or flighty behavior might be likened to a posser-head.
by JCooke May 31, 2006
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Noun, Adjective
1. Somebody or something that poses as, imitates someone or something.
2. A widly used (mispelling of an?) insult by immature people, usually to critisize people they don't know, hypocritcally, for acting and/or dressing a certain way "to be cool."
See Posuer.
1. Somebody or something that poses as, imitates someone or something.
2. A widly used (mispelling of an?) insult by immature people, usually to critisize people they don't know, hypocritcally, for acting and/or dressing a certain way "to be cool."
See Posuer.
1. If a person were to pose for a/an artist/artists, a photographer, et cetera, they would be considered a poser.
2. Boy or girl: "He/She's such a poser."
2. Boy or girl: "He/She's such a poser."
by Tk like whoa January 20, 2007
Get the Poser mug.An individual who likes to appear as though they are whole in health. The term can also be used to diss a yoga poser on the sly.
Signs of a yoga poser:
1. Lulu lemon garb. Exclusively.
2. Drinks health beverages in public, such as herbal green tea, but then returns home to down litres of Lipton green tea.
3. Brags frequently about weekly yoga sessions, though they have probably attended less than one.
4. Uses impressive Sanskrit terminology to sound yoga savy.
5. Professes an interest in "good music" but in reality listens to Taylor Swift or some garbage.
Signs of a yoga poser:
1. Lulu lemon garb. Exclusively.
2. Drinks health beverages in public, such as herbal green tea, but then returns home to down litres of Lipton green tea.
3. Brags frequently about weekly yoga sessions, though they have probably attended less than one.
4. Uses impressive Sanskrit terminology to sound yoga savy.
5. Professes an interest in "good music" but in reality listens to Taylor Swift or some garbage.
Yoga Poser: Oh my goodness, that Jalandhara Bandha yesterday made my quads soooo sore!
Normal Person: Is that an Oh Henry I see in your pocket?
Yoga Poser: Wha? No, that's a fruit supplement bar...
Normal Person: Do you even know what quads are?
Normal Person: Hahahaha man, Ophelia is such a yoga poser!
Another Normal Person (quietly): Ya, what a flake!
Ophelia: Uh, what?
Normal Person: It means you're a yoga professional. Way to be.
Ophelia puts in headphones.
Normal Person: Is that Taylor Swift?
Ophelia: Um...no! (flustered) It's "insert good band name here"
Another Normal Person: Sure it is. (winks at friend)
Normal Person: Is that an Oh Henry I see in your pocket?
Yoga Poser: Wha? No, that's a fruit supplement bar...
Normal Person: Do you even know what quads are?
Normal Person: Hahahaha man, Ophelia is such a yoga poser!
Another Normal Person (quietly): Ya, what a flake!
Ophelia: Uh, what?
Normal Person: It means you're a yoga professional. Way to be.
Ophelia puts in headphones.
Normal Person: Is that Taylor Swift?
Ophelia: Um...no! (flustered) It's "insert good band name here"
Another Normal Person: Sure it is. (winks at friend)
by OhCocoa June 24, 2011
Get the Yoga Poser mug.People who claim they are obsessed and love The Jonas Brothers, when they don't even own a CD besides A little bit Longer and know nothing about them. Their favorite Jonas Brothers songs include, SOS,Hold On, When you look me in the eyes and Burnin' Up.
They like Kevin the least/hate him and love Nick the most.They only Like The Jonas Brothers because of their looks and music and not because of their personality. (mostly because they don't know anything about their personality.)
They have no real knowledge of the boys and do not genuinely pay attention to their daily lives.
They tend to be the most annoying "fans".
They like Kevin the least/hate him and love Nick the most.They only Like The Jonas Brothers because of their looks and music and not because of their personality. (mostly because they don't know anything about their personality.)
They have no real knowledge of the boys and do not genuinely pay attention to their daily lives.
They tend to be the most annoying "fans".
Obsessive Jonas Disorder Poser (OJDP) Converstion :
OJDP: "I Loooove The Jonas Brothers!"
OJD: "Really"
OJDP: "I think some of your OJD Rubbed off on me!"
OJD: "Really... What are you favorite songs?"
OJDP: "It's between When you look me in the eyes and Goodnight and Goodbye,I can't decide I love all 6 songs!"
OJD: " Oh my Jonas..."
OJDP: "I Loooove The Jonas Brothers!"
OJD: "Really"
OJDP: "I think some of your OJD Rubbed off on me!"
OJD: "Really... What are you favorite songs?"
OJDP: "It's between When you look me in the eyes and Goodnight and Goodbye,I can't decide I love all 6 songs!"
OJD: " Oh my Jonas..."
by JonasLover123 October 8, 2008
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Bill and his friends hang out with the yuppies in Chicago and go to fancy dinners and cocktail parties, but they're just interns. What poser yuppies!
by cher cher July 1, 2006
Get the poser yuppie mug.A poser is someone who pretends to be something they are not in order to look cool. Whether it be a techno poser, an emo poser, or even a lesbian poser, each one pretends to like that in order to be cool. Often, a poser will deny the fact that they are lying, and look at other people's shirts to prove it.
Showing off your noobie trance music, you poser?
Guy1: Hey man, are you punk?
Guy2: Yeah, yeah, man, I'm punk.
Guy1: Oh yeah, man, what bands do you like?
Guy2: Er.. Punk Band 1, Punk Band 2, Punk Band 3....
Guy1: Stop looking at our shirts.
(Shirts read: Punk Band 1, Punk Band 2, Punk Band 3....)
Guy1: Hey man, are you punk?
Guy2: Yeah, yeah, man, I'm punk.
Guy1: Oh yeah, man, what bands do you like?
Guy2: Er.. Punk Band 1, Punk Band 2, Punk Band 3....
Guy1: Stop looking at our shirts.
(Shirts read: Punk Band 1, Punk Band 2, Punk Band 3....)
by xograce. September 8, 2008
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