poorf

Contraction of a "poor fuck". Comes from police work. Some criminals are bad--"perps." Some are just sad--"poorfs."

"It doesn't feel right busting this guy for stealing bread for his family. He's not a serious criminal; he's just a poorf."

by La unionista August 20, 2013

poor man's roll

Taking an Amphetamine and a Benzodiazepine simultaneously to emulate the effects of extacy when said substance is unavailable or unreliable or you just prefer the PMR.

Dood I popped like three klonapin and some Dex This is the poor man's roll!

by elwoood13 November 5, 2013

Poordom

1. When a lack of currency or funds leaves one with nothing to do. 2. Being so poor you can't afford to leave your house.

"I would go to the movies but I've had the worst case of poordom all week!"

by grizzgot November 30, 2013

poor bloody mary

A bitch so broke she wears the same pad for her entire cycle

Damn I fucked up and married a nasty ass poor bloody Mary. Them hoes are some Nasty poor bloody Marys

by ronin007 March 6, 2014

Poor Fishing

The act of bring any amount of money (the funnest would be a lot of change) to school or any social group and you have to wait until you make a big circle. You would throw the money down on the floor and just watch your dumb ass poor friends scramble and pile each other for it. Make sure the money is directly in the circle so everyone can crash into each other. Change is the best experience since you could throw quarter after quarter and watch people tear each other's assholes for it. Basically for the LULZ

friend 1: Hey man lets go play poor fishing
friend 2: ok, hold on let me jizz on the dollar first
friend 1: XD

by Patrick Bateman_Killer1989 October 4, 2014

poorbese

an adjective to describe the disenfranchised poor of America who cannot afford to buy anything more nutritious than junk food that will likely make them fat and unhealthy

1. Isn't it interesting how Mississippi has the highest poverty rate and the highest obesity rate? That's the poorbesity effect.
2. Being poorbese will make you more likely to eat KFC; in turn, eating KFC will put you at greater risk of becoming poorbese.
3. When the rich coastal boys crossed the train tracks in their car, all of a sudden they kept passing poorbese people walking down the street towards the nearest Burger King.

by iteachuhowtobesassy December 2, 2014

Poorformance

To completely fail in a sport or game, especially when letting down fellow teammates.

Your poorformance cost us the game!

by Tfmlang March 9, 2015