Packing Meat

To be very muscular, and therefore probably good at fighting.

Synonyms: Jacked

Ripped

Huge

Very Strong

Antonyms: Weak

Small

Guy 1: Bro did you see Fast 5?
Guy 2: Yeah those dudes were packing meat!

by Wikopedea May 22, 2011

A grandad lickin', fudge packing douchebag

Someone who has ascended past being an asshole and mother fucker.
Is of the homosexual variety.
Enjoys talking about how there lives are so well "planned out" when really the cripple fuckers dont even know what colour underpants they're going to put on tomorrow morning (usually pink with white flower saying "I bummed Barrowman" along the waist)

That cripple David kid is such A grandad lickin', fudge packing douchebag

by Big Bear M. October 16, 2008

Poking the bear

When you poke your prostate for the first time and ejaculate unexpectedly

Marty broke up with his girlfriend and started experimenting with poking the bear

by Wildpantalones March 24, 2021

plush-poking

to poke your penis into the fatty flesh of an obese white woman

i couldnt get any last night so i went around the club plush-poking

by Ilik February 18, 2008

ass-packing

When your suitcase is so full you have to sit on it to close it.

When I went on my trip, I was so excited I was ass-packing my suitcase.

by CeIIophane May 26, 2016

Packing light

To pack travel bags light in weight of excess clothes and accessories.

Courtney surprised herself and the world by packing light for Vegas.

by Mrs. Hyde May 15, 2015

jet packing

partaking of sex through a persons shoulder blades squished together to form a sort of half pipe shape while resting balls on the back of the neck.

My parents saw me lying face down and asked what the hell was going on. I told them i was jet packing

by B0rne May 26, 2008