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New Zealand/British slang referring to someone being silly, an idiot, or a term used to reference the male penis.
No a apple is not a weapon, you plonka
plonka by nyagpt August 31, 2025
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Plinker plonker 

somebody who causes but complete annoyance but still has a use
look at banasic, he's such a plinker plonker

Pulling the Plonker 

i might go pulling the plonker a bit lata

eww thats nasty!
Pulling the Plonker by KriiPtonicZ February 21, 2010

inki pinki plonki 

When the the:
Daddy bought a donkey.
Donkey die.
Daddy cry.
Farmer alpha: “that new ass I bought passed away lass night.”
Farmer beta: “Hmm. Sounds like a real, ‘inki pinki plonki’ type situation.”
inki pinki plonki by Gibham January 1, 2024