Plonkenstein 

A word said by a Radi to an Ellie usually meaning silly or stoopid.

Ellie your such a plonkenstein.

Plonkenstein by Petrichor78 December 3, 2024

plonka

New Zealand/British slang referring to someone being silly, an idiot, or a term used to reference the male penis.

No a apple is not a weapon, you plonka

plonka by nyagpt August 31, 2025

silly plonker 

My father

My father is a silly Plonker

silly plonker by Purple chicky July 9, 2014

Placid Plonker 

An annoying idiot x2

You placid plonker

Placid Plonker by your-ugly-fat-mom March 30, 2022

Plinker plonker 

somebody who causes but complete annoyance but still has a use

look at banasic, he's such a plinker plonker

Plinker plonker by biggestbafoonbingus69 June 4, 2023

Pulling the Plonker 

Another word for masturbation.

i might go pulling the plonker a bit lata

eww thats nasty!

Pulling the Plonker by KriiPtonicZ February 21, 2010

inki pinki plonki 

When the the:
Daddy bought a donkey.
Donkey die.
Daddy cry.

Farmer alpha: “that new ass I bought passed away lass night.”
Farmer beta: “Hmm. Sounds like a real, ‘inki pinki plonki’ type situation.”

inki pinki plonki by Gibham January 1, 2024