puff boat racing

the sport of racing sailboats, often practiced by pretentious tossers from Ivy Leagues and private schools. A dull activity involving drifting around small lakes whilst barking like a pirate at other boats.

Casper's late for lunch again, he must be stuck on the pond puff boat racing again.

by trotter April 24, 2017

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puff and fuck

When you get smacked and hook up afterwards.

Man last nights puff and fuck was bomb as hell.

by Velezie June 16, 2017

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phumfucker

A manipulative person who submits that they will gently insert one finger, and one finger only, during anal play, but then forces their fat dick without concern for the vulnerable partner.

Barrack Hussein Obama baited us with affordable care, and then shoved the piece of shit that is known as the Affordable Care Act down our throats / up our asses. He is truly a phumfucker.

by Paul Jansberg July 30, 2017

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PUFFIN

From the bicycling world in England. Refers to "Pathetic Unfit Fat F&%$ers In Nappies". Its a derogatory term used to refer to how out of shape cyclists look in their cycling kits. The term is a more extreme version of the term MAMIL ("Middle Aged Men In Lycra"). The earliest use of the term is in 2013 in an article by Alexei Sayle in The Telegraph.

The poor guy doesn't realize that when he's on the road in his cycling gear he looks like a classic PUFFIN.

by LZtheOG October 25, 2017

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Puffin Back on a Twanger

Lighting any kind of organic material on fire and inhaling the fumes for the purpose of achieving a sense of acceptance and validation among your peers.

“Bro you’re honestly such a pussy”
“Nah bitch I’m gonna be puffin back on a Twanger tonight”
“Oh shit nevermind bro”

by Deathstroke2198 November 29, 2017

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