A caretaker whose sole purpose is to keep their child(ren) from committing suicide, often in the most creative ways imaginable.
I never knew such a large part of being a parent would be to keep my son from trying to throw himself from my arms so he could smash his head on the floor.
by CmdrRockAwesome September 21, 2020
Get the Parentmug. by JojosBizarredrugstore November 21, 2021
Get the Parentsmug. 1. people who scream at u when u need someone to talk
2. people who blame everyone on u when ur depressed and so fucked up in ur life
3. people who say theyre always by ur side and ignore u when u need someone the most
2. people who blame everyone on u when ur depressed and so fucked up in ur life
3. people who say theyre always by ur side and ignore u when u need someone the most
by t.tiana January 2, 2022
Get the parentsmug. When you're doing more than just single parenting!! When you are all they've got and you do it ALL!!! When the other parent is alive, but is as if they're dead...Not a single penny or second of their time is given to help you!!
by Onlyparenting September 4, 2017
Get the Only-parentingmug. Old ass 2010-2012 Facebook memes that your cringey ass white parents show you to make them seem cool but you cringe instead
by RandomURBANDICTIONARYposter July 1, 2019
Get the Parent memesmug. During a phonecall, or even a face to face conversation, a parent will randomly blurt out remonstrations to children in the background without warning or explanation.
It's easier to think of these as a disability affecting the group of people known as parents.
It afflicts men and women equally.
It's easier to think of these as a disability affecting the group of people known as parents.
It afflicts men and women equally.
"...and I was telling Cindy that there was no way she would find a dress in that size but would she PUT YOUR BROTHER DOWN RIGHT NOW!! He's not a toy.
I'm so sorry about my parental tourette's there. Where was I? Right, so Cindy is a size 8 and..."
I'm so sorry about my parental tourette's there. Where was I? Right, so Cindy is a size 8 and..."
by Stogi March 8, 2021
Get the Parental tourette'smug. Dude, both of my parents are sucker parents, they believe everything my little sister does, if she's crying because she can't get her way, then when she gets her way, she quickly stops crying, that should tell you that she was just putting on a scene!
Your dad is such a sucker parent.
Mom! Only a sucker parent would believe that actually hurt him.
Your dad is such a sucker parent.
Mom! Only a sucker parent would believe that actually hurt him.
by DDeeDD April 11, 2016
Get the Sucker Parentmug.