P-Funk

slang for Parliament cigarettes.

hey man, this menthol is groddy, let me get shorts on that P-Funk.

by Rael105 July 5, 2008

p-tot

The abbreviated form of prostitot.

Damn! That p-tot be skanky...
Don't mess with that p-tot, she'll take your money...

Person1- See that girl over there
Person2- The girl with the stinky cooch?
Person1- Yeah she be a p-tot

by Bradley Hansen October 2, 2005

P.M.S

1. premenstrual syndrome-PMS A varied group of physical and psychological symptoms, including abdominal bloating, breast tenderness, headache, fatigue, irritability, anxiety, and depression, that occur from 2 to 7 days before the onset of menstruation and cease shortly after menses begins.
2. a school in canada (Pitt Meadow School..seriously it does REALLY exist!)
3. a natural situation when a girl have their period and they become bitchy and become sharp (same as #1 but alittle different)

"o man...she is PMS-ing 24/7!!!!!"
"i can't stop PMS-ing!!Ahhhh~"
"i go to P.M.S"
"go P.M.S! you guys are so gonna win this basketball game!"

by cant_be_perfect October 9, 2003

P.O.G.

Piss On Grave. The opposite of R.I.P. Used to deface memorials of dead scumbags.

I spray-painted P.O.G. over the dead gang member's R.I.P. memorial mural.

by P.O.G. February 12, 2009

P.B.

P.B.
1. acronym for Perv Boy or Pervert Boy
-a term you use on a sincere sweet man but you realize that he's also a closet horny, playful, naughty dude.

2. also stands for Pretty Boy
-handsome, attractive, smart, hott, cute guy

3. definitions of 1 and 2 combined

1. Aisha: "Aiyy Brian! You're bad, but I love you because you're my P.B.!"
Brian: "Yea, I know you like it! hehe because I'm you're P.B.! I love you, Aisha, you're my P.G.!"
(for the meaning of P.G., please look up P.G. in the urbandictionary).

2. Wabbit: "bBoy is a P.B.! Grrr, I love his belly.. He's hott!!!"

by chinat February 24, 2006

P.R.O.M.

Pretty Rad Opportunity to Mate

1: Dude you stoked for P.R.O.M.?

2: Yeah but my date's mormon :(

1: Two weeks left, Fuck it.

by Missoula May 4, 2009

p whipped

to be a complete pussy and do anything your girlfriend asks.
see also pussy whipped

daniel: hey guys i dont think i'll come out tonight,i'm going to see jes
nick: dude you are so fucking p whipped

by 123TruthMcnilne August 27, 2005