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German oven

Is the action of pushing your Jewish sexual partner under the bed sheets then realising poisonous gas under the bed sheets and waiting for her to either to fall unconscious or to die then raping her or committing necrophilla whilst yelling Seig heil.
I found I was dating a Jew so I gave her a german oven and raped the hell out of her
by Bois club August 10, 2016
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Hairy Oven

"she had a well hairy Oven."
by Hairy Oven February 3, 2018
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crotch oven

1-When your crotch gets so hot and sweaty during the day, your underwear starts to turn tan. More common in grown men.

2-When you put someones face in your crotch.
1-He has quite the crotch oven.
2-SURPRISE CROTCH OVEN!
by holyshitsnotburger January 1, 2017
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Pop tarts in the oven

Slang for sexual intercouse, ie pop tart being the penis and oven being the vagina, the inside of the pop tart being gooey and the oven being warm adding to the imagery of the sexual innuendo
*fuckboi making a move on a very wasted girl at a club* hey Brittany let's put the pop tarts in the oven *proceeds to take Britany to his bed and put his penis in her vagina*
by Elliottestarryeyes February 9, 2017
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Dutch Oven

When a male or female farts in a small enclose area such as under the blankets or in a vehicle
I farted under my blankets and it smelled so bad it was like a Dutch Oven.
by TheMrNathwoz January 22, 2020
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Blank canvas in the oven.

A tattooed woman/couple expecting her/their unborn baby.
Looks like those guys must have a Blank canvas in the oven.
by JezzaBullfrog February 16, 2020
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It's hotter than Hitler's ovens in here.

When you are in an environment that makes sweat because you are so hot.
"Man it's hotter than Hitler's ovens in here."
by HiTler_HimSelf March 2, 2020
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