take the ole eye to the optometrist

1. having sex

2. having sex after a long period of not having sex

I haven't had any in a long time its time to take the ole eye to the optometrist!

by keri p March 12, 2010

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Optimus Rhyme

The combination of two totally unrelated things that, when mixed together, create a retarded hell-spawned abomination of god.

a. "Dude, I've decided to mix my love for hip hop and transformers!"

"Oh god..."

"And I'm calling myself Optimus Rhyme!"

"Oh christ..."

b. "Dude, putting chocolate covered hotdogs on your pizza is a mistake. A Real Optimus Rhyme, dude."

by Ken Hanley July 26, 2006

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OpTiMaTeZ

OpTiMaTeZ - Latin for Great Lord
Also the fitting AIM screen name of an awsome guy that owns at just about everything possible

OpTiMaTeZ owns BlackStapler

by OpTiMaTeZ April 14, 2005

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Fiber Optikz

A man of few words except Ayumi Hamasaki.

"Gxp: Heya Fiber!
Fiber Optikz: Ayumi Hamasakiiii..
Gxp: What?
Fiber Optikz: *Fap...fap...fapfapfapfap*

by Gxp December 13, 2003

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Option Three

You have three choices when waking up to a roommate having sex in your room. Option three is to ask to join.

<load moaning>
"Hey guys can I join?"
"No one actually takes option three!"

by eh- March 18, 2008

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Optimus Grime

The grossest level possible. An insult used on only the grimeyst of the grimey. Similar to janky except to a far worse degree. Intended to insult the biggest slut in your area.

John: "Dude, I heard Margaret willingly hooked up with six dudes at once in a cemetary!"

David: "Probably - They don't call her Optimus Grime for no reason."

by Roddoesitbig October 5, 2010

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