An Oopsie

When the Female Apprentice accidentally slips, trips and falls on several dicks a week.

WOW, Can you believe the Apprentice has had An Oopsie 3 times all ready this week!?!?

by Disappointed Tradesman November 2, 2025

circumpolar opposite

There's the polar opposite, and the circumpolar opposite.

We are circumpolar opposites…
–What do you mean, darling?
I'm Santa, and you're my wife!

by 🅰️ December 12, 2025

Your Ancestors Opposite

more destructive that all the other insults
implying that everyone in your bloodline is ultimate gay, my guy

john:your mom gay, ur daddy lesbian, and ur granny tranny
me: ur ancestors opposite(your ancestors opposite big gay)
john:dies

by potatoBITCH1997 May 12, 2018

and i oppsie

we are bring back and i oop but with a twist. this word is strictly for the soft boys, girls, and gender non comforming. it is to be used i. funny, serious, and neutral situation. it is the soft anthem.

You broke your back? that’s an and i oppsie!

by anonymous September 14, 2020

Egg the opposite sex

The egg is when you pee right before you cum, Or vice-versa.

"dude I totally egged her face!"
"What's that?"
"Pee a litter on her face. Then cum which is like the egg white and the pee being yellow like yolk."
"Oh aight bet trynna egg you, which is egg the opposite sex!"

by EliteRedemption December 20, 2020

Jacks that like Opossums

Jacks who like Opossums are the best people. They're fun to be around and they might send you pictures of cute Opossums when you're sad. The best people to be around, really.

Jacks that like Opossums are the best people.

by Kristallsplitter September 11, 2021

National Patch the opps Day

October 31, Also known as Nation Patch the Opps Day. It’s the one day every year where you can use your halloween mask to slide in the Opps.

you ain’t heard G we sliding on EBO and Freebandz tonight its “National patch the opps day” .

by T.money October 31, 2021