When you're walking down the street downtown and there are a bunch of police cars with their lights on at a crime scene. You run up with a bunch of friends by the cop cars and dance by the flashing lights.
Person #1: "Hey do see those cop cars, something bad must have gone down."
Person #2: "Dude! Let's go Ghetto Rave by the cars!"
Person #1: "Yeah ok...and I've got some crystal meth we can do!"
Person #2: "Dude are you stupid!? They're cop cars!!!"
Person #1: "Oh yeah...haha."
Person #2: "Dude! Let's go Ghetto Rave by the cars!"
Person #1: "Yeah ok...and I've got some crystal meth we can do!"
Person #2: "Dude are you stupid!? They're cop cars!!!"
Person #1: "Oh yeah...haha."
by C_Rich September 12, 2009
A ghetto repair is sometihng repaired using simple tools and or stuff just laying around, its a quick easy fix that doesnt last long and sure isnt pretty.
by Sneakeh August 01, 2005
Jake was "Driving Ghetto" when he hit a mailbox.
Zach often "Drives Ghetto" with his wonderful girlfriend.
On facebook the group I drive and listen to GHETTO music, ima G, promotes the worldwide acceptance of "Driving Ghetto"
Zach often "Drives Ghetto" with his wonderful girlfriend.
On facebook the group I drive and listen to GHETTO music, ima G, promotes the worldwide acceptance of "Driving Ghetto"
by GHETTOmusic4LIFE March 28, 2010
A system to determine one's true ghettoness, by a measure of possesions, income, crime committed and location. Add the numbers up to determine your total ghetto score.
Being a Minority: +80
Clothing Regularly Worn:
Do-Rag:+30
Hat:+5
Jacket Under $60:+30
Jacket Over $60:-10
Shoes Under $40:+20
Shoes Over $40:-10
Shirt/Pants Accedently Ripped/Stained:+10
Shirt/Pants Purposly Ripped/Stained:-30
Income:
100,000+:-50
50,000-99,000:+4
$25,000 and below:+50
No Money:+100
Locations (all That Apply:
Own Property:-20
Own Property (Condemed):+50
Apartment(Well Kept):-5
Apartmen(Average):+0
Apartment(Deplorable:+10
Live in New Jersey:+50
A Cardboard Box:+100
A Bar:+40
Automobiles: Cars and car systems:
Value:
100,000+:-50
50,000-99,000:+4
$25,000 and below:+50
Hydrolics:+60
Spinners:+50
Neon:+10
Decals:+10
Custom Paint Job:+40
Chrome:+20
XM Radio:-5
Weapons:
Pistol:+30
High Caliber Pistol:+50
Palm Sized Pistol:+60
SMG:+40
Uzi:+70
Ak-47:+80
Kinfe:+10
Knife longer than 6 inches:+30
Machete:+50
Baseball Bat:+40
Crimes Committed (DO NOT COMMITTE CRIME TO INCREASE YOUR GHETTO SCORE!)
Violent Misdemeanor:+10
Misedmeanor:+5
Violent Felony:+20
Felony:+15
Race:
Being White:-400
Clothing Regularly Worn:
Do-Rag:+30
Hat:+5
Jacket Under $60:+30
Jacket Over $60:-10
Shoes Under $40:+20
Shoes Over $40:-10
Shirt/Pants Accedently Ripped/Stained:+10
Shirt/Pants Purposly Ripped/Stained:-30
Income:
100,000+:-50
50,000-99,000:+4
$25,000 and below:+50
No Money:+100
Locations (all That Apply:
Own Property:-20
Own Property (Condemed):+50
Apartment(Well Kept):-5
Apartmen(Average):+0
Apartment(Deplorable:+10
Live in New Jersey:+50
A Cardboard Box:+100
A Bar:+40
Automobiles: Cars and car systems:
Value:
100,000+:-50
50,000-99,000:+4
$25,000 and below:+50
Hydrolics:+60
Spinners:+50
Neon:+10
Decals:+10
Custom Paint Job:+40
Chrome:+20
XM Radio:-5
Weapons:
Pistol:+30
High Caliber Pistol:+50
Palm Sized Pistol:+60
SMG:+40
Uzi:+70
Ak-47:+80
Kinfe:+10
Knife longer than 6 inches:+30
Machete:+50
Baseball Bat:+40
Crimes Committed (DO NOT COMMITTE CRIME TO INCREASE YOUR GHETTO SCORE!)
Violent Misdemeanor:+10
Misedmeanor:+5
Violent Felony:+20
Felony:+15
Race:
Being White:-400
by King G July 01, 2005
Food from an urban Chinese takeout.
Characterized by fast, cheap, and sometimes good Chinese food. In dangerous parts, there may be inch thick plexiglass barricades separating kitchen and diner, with a turnstyle for exchanging food and money.
Properly pronounced: get'O Chi-nee; e.g., Chi-nee foo.
Characterized by fast, cheap, and sometimes good Chinese food. In dangerous parts, there may be inch thick plexiglass barricades separating kitchen and diner, with a turnstyle for exchanging food and money.
Properly pronounced: get'O Chi-nee; e.g., Chi-nee foo.
by specialmonkey August 16, 2006
Faux Ghetto (pronounced 'foʊ gĕt'ō)
n., pl. -tos or -toes.
1. When a person claims they're "hood" (pronouced hʊd) but was raised in middle to high class society.
2. Mainstream rap is a way of life. Gucci Mane is considered a godlike figure.
3. "T-ing" a girl with a friend is an acceptable way to lose your virginity
4. Beginning and ending each and every sentence with the word "Nigga."
5. Claim they're a "baller" but work at a local grocery store.
n., pl. -tos or -toes.
1. When a person claims they're "hood" (pronouced hʊd) but was raised in middle to high class society.
2. Mainstream rap is a way of life. Gucci Mane is considered a godlike figure.
3. "T-ing" a girl with a friend is an acceptable way to lose your virginity
4. Beginning and ending each and every sentence with the word "Nigga."
5. Claim they're a "baller" but work at a local grocery store.
Ex. 1)(Insert Name Here) is faux ghetto.
Ex. 2)Brandon wears Abercrombie, listens to Gucci Mane, talks like he's from the street but lives in a $500,000 house. He's so faux ghetto"
Ex. 2)Brandon wears Abercrombie, listens to Gucci Mane, talks like he's from the street but lives in a $500,000 house. He's so faux ghetto"
by Ricky Rossy Is The Bossie August 15, 2008
capitalizing on poverty to sell music and clothes while ignoring the class antagonism that incites consumers' emotions to buy those commodities
You: yea son this young jeezy music is my shit, i be hustlin in the trap all day w my chains and ice, fuck the po and rich whities
Me: you's fetishizing the ghetto as fashionable when it is a really sad effect of racism and classism that we should struggle against rather than perpetuate through buying commodities white people get paid off of; fuckz dat ghetto chic
Me: you's fetishizing the ghetto as fashionable when it is a really sad effect of racism and classism that we should struggle against rather than perpetuate through buying commodities white people get paid off of; fuckz dat ghetto chic
by joan copjec June 05, 2011