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Danish Mustache

Eating hollandaise sauce from the vagina of a dead hooker, resulting in a neat Mustache of hollandaise sauce and decomposition fluids
Jason started collecting Danish mustaches due to his love of dead hookers and hollandaise sauce.
by Dongkik666 December 11, 2022
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silly mustache

A term used for a bad guy that people would say, “want to kill baby ______ “ and for some reason most people would say no since they are psychopaths.
Hey the man with the silly mustache looks so sick!
by Oldefrog March 5, 2023
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BRO DAVE MUSTAINE IS SOO COOL!!
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Mumbai Mustache

When you are fucking an Indian man or woman in the ass then you pull out and give her a mustache with the shit on your dick
That's the guy that gave me a Mumbai Mustache. I never want to have shit on my lip again.
by LesteerTheMolester August 5, 2023
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Texas Milk Mustache

Become texas is such a large start, the milk mustache refers to a long distance cumshot facial. It results in a dense layer of semen all on the upper lip.
I've got such good aim that i gave her a texas milk mustache from 15 feet away.
by Urban Dictionary 3.14159666 October 7, 2016
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fuck the mustangs

You watch the mustangs at the weekend ???
Fuck the mustangs !
by Fuckthemustangs May 25, 2018
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White 2014 Ford Mustang

The White 2014 Ford Mustang is for people who are either really desperate for attention or believe they are a alphalete so they should get more girls than everyone else. Typically, owners of the 2014 White Mustang measure in at roughly 2.5 cm for you know what. They also tend to be virgins and bodybuilders that go to 24 Hour Fitness and still can't lift anything because they are gay. Sadly, they will get their first kiss when they reach the age of 58 and 278 days because they are gay.
"OMG! Is that a 'White 2014 Ford Mustang'???? I must be in the presence of a gay try hard! I am so jealous!"
"Yeah bro it is, you're about to get butt fucked bro."
by gayb00t7munchr69 December 4, 2019
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