Don Juans Mum

Woman of Humongous proportions

Tom: Wow, look at the size of that Ass, thats the biggest Ghetto Booty I have ever seen!

Fred:Oh yea, thats Don Juans Mum

by Witchybitch June 30, 2009

Shank your mum

You are so bored that you go on to urban dictionary and look this up because you are most likely going to do this 🦵🏼🥄🤜🏾🥩🥩 and no nut November is killing you.

A yo fam I will shank your mum up fam if you don’t give me rare charizard !!!!!!!

by Chcbc November 4, 2020

Stephanie (Josh's mum)

A beautiful and caring woman who loves a son with a passion! Always caring for her child, commonly known as Josh, and always has boundaries just for her child's protection... (Mostly with games of an over 15 rating)

My mother is a real Stephanie (Josh's Mum) and can't wait for her Mother's day present...

by TheWastag!!! March 9, 2018

ya mum is a banana

when ya mum is a banana

fred: ya mum is an gay
bob: ya mum is a banana
fred: how daf did you know
*bob eats banana*
fred: your a jerk off
*bob blows up*

by banana1783 June 9, 2018

Hot Mum Syndrome

Where one has a hot mum, as recognised by close friends, hence said person thinks they are 'top shit'

"Joe Blow has a hot mum"
"Yeah, he thinks he's top shit"
"He has hot mum syndrome"

by topshit68 April 25, 2017

Stephanie (a great mum)

An amazing motherly being who will but their wellbeing on the line just for her son! Loving, caring and has an amazing time if her son’s name begins with Jo** like mine...

“Who’s that woman, Jeff?”
“Considering how well she’s doing with mothering, I would say a Stephanie (a great mum)

by TheWastag!!! March 10, 2018

Your mum/mom

Gay(this is just a joke)

Your mum/mom is gay(still just a joke)

by A wooden toaster zombie November 12, 2019