Noun
1. The act of getting sexual pleasure from a female
2. The pussy area of a female
3. A smelly vagina
1. The act of getting sexual pleasure from a female
2. The pussy area of a female
3. A smelly vagina
by CoolConnor1985 November 2, 2010
Get the Monkey Poon mug.Similar to a monkey face, but at a bukakke party. Due to the quantity of semen and pubic hair involved, not just the face area but the whole body can be covered, resulting in a full on monkey (hence the dropping of the word face).
A group of (generally fat) males shave there pubic hair and hold it in there non masturbating hand whilst knocking one out over a lady. Each male in turn will splash there baby gravy over the female before throwing the pubic hair and shouting "monkakke"
To optimize pubic spread the following technique is often used. The hand holding the pubic hair is clenched tightly and held up to mouth. You then blow hard and unclench your fingers, starting with the little finger and moving backwards to the index finger. This method is effective but controversial, as monkakke purists believe that word "monkakke" should be shouted at the exact time of pubic hair release.
A group of (generally fat) males shave there pubic hair and hold it in there non masturbating hand whilst knocking one out over a lady. Each male in turn will splash there baby gravy over the female before throwing the pubic hair and shouting "monkakke"
To optimize pubic spread the following technique is often used. The hand holding the pubic hair is clenched tightly and held up to mouth. You then blow hard and unclench your fingers, starting with the little finger and moving backwards to the index finger. This method is effective but controversial, as monkakke purists believe that word "monkakke" should be shouted at the exact time of pubic hair release.
Colette needs to go to a fancy dress party but forgot her costume, so we helped her out and gave her a monkakke
by twinjets August 2, 2013
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Does Bill 101 even apply to a monkey-womb, or any child in Quebec raised by a single father, whose father is French-Canadian but the mother is not? Btw, one of the definitions of bastard is the male version monkey-womb.
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Get the Monkachango mug.In-game currency in the games Bloons TD 6 and 5 that can be spent for a higher game advantage or cosmetic skins.
Person 1: "Did you know that compared to Arcaea Memories, which is another ingame currency, Monkey Money has a much lesser value when converting to USD implying that inflation exists in the Bloons TD 6 universe."
Person 2: "God damn."
Person 2: "God damn."
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