Bapple Mongler

Someone so obsessed with bapples (female breasts) that they covet them to the point of theft. The fact that theft is impossible will not stop a Bapple Mongler from trying.

"Albin is such a Bapple Mongler, you can't even have him in the same room as women."

by Codex of Canon November 17, 2022

Hoe Mongering

When a boy constantly talks to girls all the time. Even to the point of talking to girls more than boys.

Nathan was not surprised when he saw Lenny hoe mongering during history class.

by WeUsedToPlayHouse January 5, 2023

Doom Monger

Bringer of Gloom, irregular hair lining/loss, Champion of Greece

“Pffft! You’re such a doom monger you berk, son of doom!”

by Sexpot bedwetty January 14, 2023

COCK mongrel

A hungry Female at the baseball Park looking to slay all the Sausage she Can

That lady over there is a Cock Mongrel!

by Debbie Dunlap April 25, 2023

Cock mongrel

Maicy Rasmus

That Maicy Rasmus is a real cock mongrel

by Resident rump May 17, 2023

Cock Mongrel

Maicy Rasmus

“Do you see that girl over there? She’s a real cock mongrel!”
“You must be talking about Maicy Rasmus.”

by Resident rump May 17, 2023

cock mongler

someone who loves something so much that they defend everything about it and try to make it seem better, alternative to dick rider

"shut the fuck up Timmy you cock mongler, the holocaust will always be a fucking abysmal tragedy!"

by Upright Almond June 4, 2023