A meteorological prank where Michigan briefly experiences beautiful spring weather for about 48 hours before returning to snow, wind, and existential disappointment.
Known side effects include:
• wearing shorts in March
• grilling in the driveway
• everyone collectively saying “maybe winter’s finally over”
• immediate regret
Scientists believe this phenomenon exists solely to keep Michiganders humble.
Known side effects include:
• wearing shorts in March
• grilling in the driveway
• everyone collectively saying “maybe winter’s finally over”
• immediate regret
Scientists believe this phenomenon exists solely to keep Michiganders humble.
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