Ling Ching bong won’t livky tong

Someone who is being a fucking pussy and doesn’t do what they say they will

“Preston is being a ling Ching bong won’t livky tong”

by WifeBeater72 April 2, 2023

lingered

An undefined unit of time. Up to interpretation of the reader; length may vary.

can i get admin for 10 lingered
mihtjes
Minutes

by iamcool90000000000000000000000 April 19, 2023

Ling

A person who often shows off his 'superior' drip to others

Person 1: Look at my new Nike shoes!

Person 2: Stop being a ling

by Potato fan May 27, 2023

linger

dried up cum

Bob: hey joe did you get your linger removed
Joe: fuck no

by 69420bitch June 15, 2023

Ling

An optimised form of the term 'growling'. optimisation is a method that ensures words are shortened to an appropriate level so that the message can be conveyed in the maximum number of repetitions in a given time. One uses ling to express their enjoyment towards a given scenario. it is also used to alert peers of your love and presence for them. i would ling at a friend to let them know I'm there physically, and that I'm loving them actively.

"hey man i just got a new lego set!"
"omg ling"

"ling"
"ling"

by Aswellasaheftyservingoflop June 24, 2023

Linga-ling

Something weird you want to show or something you want to show that can be a bit offensive

I wanna show you something linga-ling.

by petete the pipe June 30, 2023

lingh

No.1 When a frog eats something that is taller but not wider than itself

No.2 Femboy twink

That frog just lingh-ed!!!

That dude's a lingh!?

by anonymous July 11, 2023